Things you'll find in the George W. Bush library

[ck4829]

Testimony from friends and family to present a legacy of what to say about the Bush Administration... Whoops sorry, people like Alberto Gonzales forgot what to say.

Information about the Bush Administration presented electronically... Whoops sorry, it's all been accidentally deleted.

Documents about Bush Administration... Whoops sorry, Bush declared executive privilege over it and now it can't be shown.

[thereismore]

1. The book of salt, The pet goat and other classics. nt

[zabet]

2. That is

The 'Lie-bury'.

[ThomCat]

3. One loyalty oath before you can get into the picture book section

and another to pass into the coloring book room.

A video of administration officials praising him for his studliness on an endless loop in the lobby.

And a succession of preachers praising him for saving the world from 'terra' in the chapel.

[Cyrano]

4. I'd love to see Saint Ronnie's library. Can you imagine a

building filled with 8 1/2 x 11 cards.

[gatorboy]

5. An entire section of books you can hide whiskey in.

[sandrakae]

6. His library will be a pefect place to go for some people.

1. The basics
1.1. Cocktails - The basics
1.2. Tips and Tricks
1.3. Mixing terms
1.4. Bar Measurements

2. Equipment
2.1. Setting up a bar
2.2. Glassware
2.3. The History of the Cocktail Shaker

3. The ingredients
3.1. Stocking your bar
3.2. Punch Garnish
3.3. Gravity Chart
3.4. Beer and beer terminology
3.5. Coffee and caffeine
3.6. Absinthe FAQ
4. Recipes
4.1. General Drink Recipes
4.2. Making liqueurs


5. The inevitable
5.1. Calculate your blood alcohol level
5.2. Dr. I. M. Bibe's Anti-Hangover Tips

6. Just for fun
6.1. A collection of drinking games
6.2. A Liquor Story
6.3. Toasts around the World

[johnnie]

7. Everybody Poops

Yeah I know. But a few people were mentioning books so I thought I would too. :)

[sandrakae]

8. My pet goat.

[PoiBoy]

9. Don't forget the pretzel...

[laconicsax]

10. The episodes of 24

where torture works.

[Kip Humphrey]

11. GW's baby rattle inscribed, "I am the decider"