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Edited on Wed Dec-12-07 04:44 PM by Cyrano
(I have been sworn to secrecy regarding the source of these excerpts, but I have it on the best authority that they are accurate and true.)
On the 2000 search for a VP: “Who would have believed Junior was stupid enough to ask me to conduct the search?”
On 9/11: “Mission accomplished.”
On selling the Iraq War: “Man, it felt good to turn Colin Powell into a pawn at the U.N.”
On telling Sen. Leahy to go fuck himself: “Christ, that made my day.”
On the shotgun incident: “He moaned as he fell and I moaned as I ejaculated.”
On my popularity ratings: “Who gives a rat’s ass. Nobody can do shit about it.”
On bombing Iran: “So who thinks they can stop me from doing what I want to do?”
On pacemakers: “Mine makes me feel less than human. What a wonderful feeling.”
On dead or injured veterans: “Hey, either way they served my purpose.”
On Halliburton: “I love the smell of cash in the morning.”
On Peace on Earth: “What the fuck are you talking about?”
On the upcoming presidential election: “Hee, hee hee.”
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