Breaking: Collegiate swimmers unexpectedly spill their guts

[burythehatchet]

Atlanta, GA - At a swim competition of ACC schools, swimmers unexpectedly began revealing secrets while competing in the backstroke event. The swimmers, none of whom are believed to be terrorists, began yelling out intimate details of their lives while they were furiously competing. Coaches and family members were shocked at the bizarre turn of events that vindicated the observations of Senator Kit Bond regarding waterboarding.


Film at 11:00.


http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/060885.php


If life in this United States wasn't so frickin funny, I would be crying.

[JuniperLea]

1. In theatre school, I learned...

That if you can't cry convincingly, cover your face with your hands and laugh hysterically... no one will be able to tell the difference.

:)

[Buzz Clik]

2. I've seen that before. It's creepy.

Remember the Olympics in 1992? Two of the top three finishers in the 100 m backstroke started sobbing uncontrollably during the competition and confessed to taking asthma inhalers just prior to coming out on the deck for the finals.

They were immediately flown to Romania and never heard from again.

[rateyes]

3. Hey, what did the swimmer from

Georgia Tech have to say? :evilgrin:

[burythehatchet]

5. They confessed to having broken into the Aerospace Lab

at night to conduct extra experiments.

[rateyes]

10. Now we know where Suxby Chambliss was created. nt

[TrogL]

6. Liquid water is wet

[rateyes]

11. Sounds about right. nt

[gatorboy]

7. All those first cousin crushes are now out in the open.

[rateyes]

12. Dammit, dammit, dammit....

I was afraid of that. :P

[Tesha]

23. You couldn't tell 'cause he was such a ramblin' wreck.

But he was a Helluv' an Engineer.

Tesha

[BrklynLiberal]

4. Who could have guessed that Kit Bond would be so insightful?

:puke:

[burythehatchet]

8. New Hall of Shame inductee, right next to Duncan "Noodles Jeffereson

and two pieces of fruit" Hunter

[BrklynLiberal]

13. ROTFLMAO.....

[magellan]

9. Priceless

k&r

[Buzz Clik]

14. One looks at these comments by Bond and has wonder what kind of swimmer Bond must be.

Would the lifeguards ever allow him to be in the deep end without a floatation device?

[shain from kane]

15. I heard Greg Louganis came out of the closet.

[L. Coyote]

16. This happens in Oregon when it rains real heavy. Criminals have to stay indoors.

Waterboarding is a euphemism. Let's all call it by the proper term, "Water Torture"

[Javaman]

17. Technically speaking "water torture" is something completely different.

water torture is when the victim is forces to drink gallons upon gallons of water. It's, to say the least very very unpleasant. also known as "chinese water torture".

[burythehatchet]

18. I thought the Chinese Water Torture was a steady drip of water

on the forehead for along period of time. Maybe I watched too many B movies.

[Javaman]

19. yeah, pretty much B movie stuff. nt

[L. Coyote]

20. Water torture is torture using water, which can take several forms.

The form I was exposed to did not use a board, just a tank of water, and your head is held under water.

[Javaman]

22. Sorry to hear you had to endure that.

I'm assuming you are a vet. Thanks for your service.

[scarletwoman]

21. "...swimmers unexpectedly spill their guts" Ewww! That must really mess up the pool.

Sorry. That was the first thought that popped into my head when I read your subject line. *Ahem* I'll go read the link now...

:spank:
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