"Christian Paintings" to auction 10 "masterpieces"...including George W. Bush

[Bluebear]

Evidentment, the True Believers still consider Bush to be "holy"...



At ChristianPaintings.com we represent the Highest Quality Original Oil On Canvas Christian Paintings you will find anywhere in the world, with the name behind it to back it up. Salvatore Miglietta, a Six Star Painter - is one of the most sought after artists in the world today. Trained by one of the most famous Maestros of his time, Giorgio Morardi, Salvatore Miglietta is as accomplished and humble as the art world has seen. Continually furthering his education and dedicating his entire life to his art, he currently lives in a small town in Italy. His paintings are some of the most thought provoking masterpieces being created today.

Our only auction for the year is currently being held on our eBay Gallery until approximately 11:59pm Sunday, December 16th. Included in these offerings will be 4 versions of “The Last Supper”, “Jesus' Face”, “Jesus on the Cross” and 3 “Crucifixion” paintings, all museum size. Also included in this collection will be a portrait of our President, George W. Bush...

We know you will not find The Lord Jesus depicted more magnificently than as rendered through the eyes and hands of our artist Salvatore Miglietta. By purchasing one of Miglietta’s paintings you can feel certain that you will own a piece of Christian Painting history-in-the-making, which generations of your family to come will cherish. They are truly remarkable!

http://www.christianpaintings.com/

[Bitwit1234]

1. I don't know it might spontaneous combust when someone buys it.

[fascisthunter]

2. Regardless of the Content

it's a shitty painting I could have done myself when I was 10.And yes, I paint....

[DaveJ]

9. Can you believe the starting bid!

Follow the links and the starting bid on that piece of crap is $15k (No bids yet of course). Rethugs really do know how to setup a scam.

[Bluebear]

15. $15,000.00!

:rofl:

[DaveJ]

18. Buy it Now price on Jesus Face is $2 million

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[fascisthunter]

27. I'd Rather Not Click on any of their Links

the first painting was all I needed to see. 15k? Jesus...lol.

[thereismore]

19. a very bad painting. no depth. nt

[uppityperson]

32. So you are saying it is an accurate painting?

[Bluebear]

35. ...

:applause:

[Buzz Clik]

3. God gawd! That's terrible! I have no talent, and I can do better.

Jesu! I was hoping for at least a black velvet painting or something.

[malaise]

4. Well there are no good christians without good ole

El Diablo. :rofl:

[YOY]

5. I'll give then a nickel for it.

I need a new air filter for my furnace...

[louis-t]

23. Haaaa!

[SpiralHawk]

6. What's holy about a national guard deserter who belongs to an occult cabal?

like Commander AWOL Bush?

Would Jesus belong to an occult darkside cabal?

[Ellen Forradalom]

7. Masterpiece of kitsch

or obscenity, perhaps, but nothing else.

[Richard Steele]

8. If that's their "highest quality", I'd hate to see their seconds. Purile garbage, poorly executed.nm

[Cerridwen]

10. First, I had to go see if the others are as bad as the one of *. Yes, they are.

Second, pictures 6 through 9 are about the crucifiction and torture of Christ; bloody hell is an apt epithet and description of the topic and quality. And after viewing those 4, voila! #10 is *. The lead up of torture to * caught me as hysterically, if (presumably) unintentionally funny.

:rofl:

[Bluebear]

12. You're right, viewed as a series the collection is impossibly delicious!

Poking, prodding, blood everywhere, and there is the big finale...Bush!

[Cerridwen]

16. Should we tell them?

:rofl:

Ahem, okay. Nevermind.

:rofl:

[Vinca]

11. It looks like motel art . . . Bates Motel. nt

[aquart]

13. "A six-star painter"???

Suckering Christians for fun and profit.

[flying rabbit]

34. Six stars out of twenty

[tabasco]

14. Here's more:

[11 Bravo]

17. Master"piece"? Damn, if only Poppy had learned how to masturBATE we wouldn't be in this mess!

[Bright Eyes]

20. I'll buy it.

My bunny needs new bedding, and i'd get a kick out of watching him piss on George Bush's face.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

21. "We know you will not find the Lord Jesus depicted more magnificently"

Oh, that's who that is.

[KansDem]

22. Those numbers under the painting...

Shouldn't they be displayed across his chest?

[treestar]

24. I wonder if they have any paintings of Carter

He was President, and is a Christian, too.

But he is a Democrat, and I wonder if that means he is not as worthy of portraiture in their minds.

As who whoever would hang a painting of the Decider, that would bring the word "insane" to mind.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

25. With a magnifying glass, you can see a tiny "666" painted in the place where * parts his hair

Just a little joke by painter Salvatore Miglietta played on the loons at Christian Paintings.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

26. I've seen better representations of Jesus on underpasses and pancakes.

[peacetalksforall]

28. I recognize that painting - it's from the paint-by-number series 43.

[DemGa]

29. Is that Pat Robertson?....nt

[Kurovski]

30. Where's my checkbook!!!?

I can never scribble my signature fast enough to possess mediocre renderings of actual masterpieces!!

[monmouth]

31. The mug shot at NY Library is far superior...n/t

[Dukkha]

33. not even worthy of black velvet

Total hack job garbage! The "artist" should be embarrassed to even display that crap in public.

[jpgray]

36. Adding the appellation "Christian" to your art is done when they are unmarketable on merit alone