You all worship the devil!

[LTR]

On Fox News yesterday, Bill O’Reilly let loose on “far-left websites” like DailyKos, stating, “If you read these far-left websites, you’re a devil worshipper. You are.” O’Reilly’s ombudsman responded, “As a journalist, you know better than that.” O’Reilly shot back: “Satan is running the DailyKos. Yes, he is!”

At the end of the segment, O’Reilly said, “That was a little satire there…don’t get too upset about it.” But he then added, “I still think they are satanists.”

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/12/07/oreilly-progressive-blog-readers-devil-worshippers/


:evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

[zabet]

1. I do not worship

Dick Cheney.
:evilgrin:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

4. Duzy Award nomination

:rofl:

[SpiralHawk]

I do not worship George AWOL "Skul & Boner" Bush

or any of the other republicon occutists.

Talk about Satanic...talk about projection...

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. I don't think he can prove that

But I think it would be very easy to prove O'Reilly is an idiot. In fact, he proves it every day with little gems like these talking points.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. deleted because in wrong place

[hobbit709]

5. I think he's projecting again.

I once was accused of being a satanist because I said I didn't believe in god. I replied that you have to believe in god to believe in satan, they are two sides of the same coin.

[rurallib]

6. Considering whose side god is on and whose side satan is on

I am reconsidering just which one is good and which is evil. Sure seems to me that the god has been involved in some pretty nasty stuff as evidenced through historey.

[A HERETIC I AM]

14. Number of people in the bible killed by or on the direct orders of God:

Untold millions. An uncountable number, in fact.

Number of people in the bible killed by or on the direct orders of Satan;
Zero.

Satan wins by a nose!

[sampsonblk]

27. No, that was people, not God-nt

[DemGa]

7. I think what Bill really meant was...

“If you watch the O'Reilly "Factor," you’re a devil worshipper. You are.” O’Reilly’s ombudsman responded, “As a journalist, you know better than that.” O’Reilly shot back: “Satan is running the O'Reilly Factor. Yes, he is!”

At the end of the segment, O’Reilly said, “That was a little satire there…don’t get too upset about it.” But he then added, “I still we are satanists.”

[Heidi]

8. It's really more of a flirtation than worship.

:evilgrin:

[sarge43]

10. Does a one night stand count?

A weekender?

:evilgrin:

[Heidi]

11. That comes awfully close to short-term commitment, but it's still not worship.

:rofl:

[sarge43]

13. OK , how about a Caribbean cruise?

:silly:

[Heidi]

15. You'll have to do better than a cruise.

As the obedient slave to a cat, I'm well trained in the ways of worship. :P

[sarge43]

19. Ah yes, a cat's slave would understand the subtle nuance.

I've heard the training regiment is - mmmm - thorough.

[Heidi]

20. I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille.*

*This thread is officially kitty-jacked. ( :evilgrin: )

[sarge43]

21. It is always thus in the Lounge

Must have something to do with the underground Satan worship.

[Heidi]

22. You got it except for

the underground part. I think the Lounge has jumped the shark to the extent that "underground" no longer applies. :rofl:

And might I add: :yourock:

[sarge43]

35. Thank you, ma'am for the attagirl. And back atcha.

True, the Lounge has gotten pretty much up front. Yes.

Is the kitty doing that excellent Miss Norma Desmond imitation your owner?

[FloridaJudy]

16. Nice post, Rosemary. eom

[sarge43]

18. ....

Thank you. I'll be here all week. :7

[ThomWV]

9. Not since I quit drinking and she gained weight.

[Aviation Pro]

12. He's projectile vomiting again....

....

[Marrah_G]

17. People like him already thought I worship the devil... ~shrug~

[Akoto]

23. I play Dungeons & Dragons, so I guess so.

It's not so bad, though. I mean, summoning demons to do my laundry? Beat that!

[Arugula Latte]

24. Here I thought I was worshipping Santa ... Darn that dyslexia!

[negativenihil]

25. Bill is giving good Satanists a bad rap! n/t

[Lex]

26. O'Really has really gone around the bend

lately.

I mean, he's always been stupid and ill-informed, but now he's well beyond that.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

28. O'Reilly obviously meant that we worship "satin", the cloth

The official spelling for the devil's name in the official Freeptard Heritage Dictionary is "satin". Therefore, when O'Reilly said we worship "satan", he was talking about the cloth, by default.

[Perry Logan]

29. This is why the left and right are going to fight.

[shadowknows69]

30. Shouldn't there be a doctor committing these lunatics?

they're clearly a danger to himself and others.

[TZ]

31. Hard to worship something I don't believe exists, Bill-O

Stupid windbag. I doubt even he really believes that, he just loves to randomly slander folks.

[shadowknows69]

32. Good point that

wouldn't mr O'liely be surprised if he got a sudden class action slander and defamation lawsuit from left wing blog readers for mental duress in falsely claiming we're all Satanists?

[donheld]

33. Is O'Reilly accusing Satan of two-timing

Bill wants satan all to himself? We all know Satan does the O'Reilly show.

[Forkboy]

34. I missed that because me and my roommate were checking out the new digs.