Suppose, just suppose Chimpy was prez on Dec. 7, 1941

[CatWoman]

what would his response be?

Who would he have retaliated against?

My gut says Liechtenstein, but they don't have any oil.

[spanone]

1. he would have attacked China

[Ganja Ninja]

16. We'd have pictures of him playing kissy face with the emperor.

[truebrit71]

2. He would have invaded Canada...they have oil...

...

[CatWoman]

3. *smooch*

:hi:

[Turbineguy]

8. I'm sure Lichtenstein

has better pastries.

[Richard Steele]

4. Mexico's oil deposits were known in 1941. We would have invaded...

...while he cut taxes on the rich and told everyone to consume more consumer goods
and take long pleasure trips.


We would have ceded Texas back to them in the 1957 Withdrawal Agreement.

[krispos42]

24. And we would have fought with the army we had...

not the army we wished to have.

And no draft, either, because Republicans are committed to the all-volunteer army.


We would have had the massive wartime deficits and debt, though. Guarentee that!!!

[XemaSab]

5. He would have sent a telegram to Germany, Italy, and Japan

asking to join the axis. :eyes:

[Vickers]

6. Well *first* he would've sat around reading a book for half an hour or so...

:eyes:

[Maccagirl]

7. He would have called Cheney to ask what to do

Then he would have sent out his spokesmodels to blame Clinton.

[Benhurst]

9. One thing for sure, he wouldn't have given the Day of Infamy speech the following day.

He would have stood before Congress, smirking as he read what at best would have passed as that prepared and delivered by a somewhat precocious third-grader, and Ma Bush would have been so proud.

[SpiralHawk]

10. "I'd have gone AWOL naturally. As usual." - Comander AWOL

"You can't say I'm not consistent." - Commander AWOL

[zbdent]

15. On a similar note ...

during Gulf 1, Poppy faced the high gas/oil prices by riding around in his high-speed boat ...

[KharmaTrain]

11. We Wouldn't Have Known Until December 8th

First...it was a Sunday morning...the boy sleeps in, you wouldn't want to get him all pissy or anything. Hell, no one's gonna notice if he doesn't do a damn thing until 10.

Next, he gets evacuated on an emergency train to a secret location leaving the White House in control of Uncle John Nance Garner...err Unka Dick...who attempts to call up a nuclear strike only to be reminded the Manhattan project won't begin for another two years. He then calls to scramble the jets...and is reminded that the only jets belong to the Germans. He snorts and says to delcare war on Iraq anyway.

Meanwhile junior rides the rails all day and enjoys playing (and losing) at solitare.

[H2O Man]

12. Considering that

he was born in 1946, I wish he had been president in '41. At least he wouldn't have been re-elected.

[Captain Hilts]

13. Eleanor would have tied him up. nt

[Perry Logan]

14. He would attack a country of swarthy people.

[IDemo]

17. "A day which will live in fimminee..."

[Vickers]

26. omg !!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[DemGa]

18. He would've proceeded on to his photo-op

naturally, then invaded Mexico.

Edited, yes edited.

[JHB]

19. He wouldn't need to respond to anything.

The Japanese wouldn't have attacked because we'd be part of the Axis.

[underpants]

20. ATTACK MEXICO!!!!

:eyes:

[CatWoman]

25. I knew you'd show up with a gem

:)

[zorahopkins]

21. Attack The Faulkland Islands!

Bush would have launched an immediate attack on the Faulkland Islands in order to "bring democracy" to the penguins living there.

[Perry Logan]

22. Put all Americans into internment camps.

[krispos42]

23. Well, this post would look something like this

At least, west of the Mississippi. Those of us east of the Mississippi would see this:





By the Emperor, all hail the Greater German Reich!!!





Oh, and I'm sure some Bush spawn would be Colonial Chancellor of the Western Territories of the Greater German Reich.

[Javaman]

27. Something I wrote a while back along this line of thougth...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=2101560&mesg_id=2106786