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pdrichards114 Donating Member (215 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-06-07 04:51 PM
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Let's Ban EVERYTHING!!!!!
It's so much easier to everybody they can't do anything, than exploring the infinite possibilities of what we can do. I don't like hearing about shootings as much as the next person, so let's ban guns and while we are at it let's ban TV because it brings me that unpleasant news, and the electric companies that power those TV's, as a bonus we can solve global warming while ironically banning it.
Let's ban everything in real life that has a word attached to it in the dictionary. Life would be so much easier.

Fuck it lets ban the constitution, it causes so many arguments, and as of now I'm officially banning noise pollution. I think I'm even going to ban myself for adding to this miasma of shit. Woohoo!!!


Shit happens as part of free society. Or let's ban everything and be simultaneously free from all worry because we have nothing to worry about and therefore no reason to strive for anything.

We don't live in an IKEA stylized world where everything must be perfect and all problems work themselves out in the end like a fucking sitcom, then we have a chuckle and go get a beer.
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bryant69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-06-07 04:52 PM
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1. Of course the obvious next joke - Let's Ban Banning!
That kind of cuts the problem off at the source.

Bryant
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pdrichards114 Donating Member (215 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-06-07 04:58 PM
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4. That's the last thing we'll do then we can be at peace. Ah!!! it's setting in now
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gatorboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-06-07 04:53 PM
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2. Will you be driving after this beer?
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pdrichards114 Donating Member (215 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-06-07 04:57 PM
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3. LOL!!
I'm doing what every good American Worker does at work. Everything but work.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-06-07 05:17 PM
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