Republicans' response to the new NIE report, as told by Dr. Seuss

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Republicans' response to the new NIE report,
as told by Dr. Seuss
as told by dubyaD40.com

http://www.dubyad40.com/2007/12/republicans-response-to-new-nie-report.shtml

Intelligence reports now say
Irani's nukes have gone away.
They stopped you see back in '03
and ended their bomb-making spree
'cause sanctions and diplomacy
had worked to keep Iran nuke free.

Georgie saw the new report
and sputtered out an old retort,
"Iran is still so bad bad bad.
They're lying and that makes me mad.
They're scary and they want us dead.
We'll bomb them, then I'll go to bed."

Cheney's heart went on the fritz
when the media began it's blitz.
They showed what the report had found
so Dick came up from underground.
He left his undisclosed location.
"they're lying" was his declaration.

While Bush was spinning and complaining
the candidates were out campaigning.
Mitt and Rudy, Huck and Ron
and don't forget there's Fred and John.
What did they think? What would they say?
About the new report today.

Huckabee said "huh? who me?
I haven't heard a thing, you see."
Ronnie sounded almost sane
when he attempted to explain
"why can't we just be rational
and get some international
cooperation and advice.
Let's call our friends and all play nice"

Freddy said "they're stupid-heads,
instead I'd rather trust my mom."
Rudy cried out "9/11"
then he said "we have to bomb.
Shock and awe them, use our force
like I did with my last divorce."

Mitt and John were inconclusive.
Their answers both were quite elusive.
We must be tough, and have resolve
but remember humans did not evolve!
We're both pro-life, oh can't you see
although we didn't used to be.
The new report just proves we're right
to use our military might.

What that means I cannot say.
Republicans are strange that way.