Huckabee: "Put Hillary on a rocket to Mars"

[DesEtoiles]

What a stupid, immature, unprofessional, disrespectful thing to say. Huckabee is an ass.

[Iris]

1. Nice manners, Huck.

[PollThis]

20. And to top it off, he looks like Alvin chipmunk. nt

[denem]

2. But he makes it seem so reasonable. nt

[calimary]

3. Don't forget - enough gullible voters thought george w bush was just

dandy, too. Just SUCH a nice guy. The kinda guy you'd wanna go have a BEER with!!! And look how he turned out.

Appearances, and schtick, are all deceiving. We've seen the proof. There IS a sucker born every minute, and they tend to buy republi-CON.

[FREEWILL56]

10. I dissagree there's a sucker born every minute.

With today's population explosion it seems to be more 1 every nanosecond.
:scared:
edit to add:
Will we see him trying to hitch a ride from her?

[calimary]

18. Yeah, nanosecond is more like it.

It's amazing to me that there actually are people still wanting to vote republi-CON after everything we've seen in the past six-and-some miserable, nightmarish years. Amazing. But there they were, packed into that debate hall earlier this evening. Too many of our poor, pathetic, gullible, deluded fellow citizens keep swallowing this shit whole. You'd think they'd at least start noticing the bad taste by now.

:eyes:

[madokie]

37. Hell the smell alone would do me in

[BenDavid]

4. This is what you get when a person claims to know G-d. :(

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

5. Dress Huckabee in a dog suit and put him in a locked room with his son.

Fair's fair.

[pennylane100]

8. Is there some scandel about his son?

[The Magistrate]

14. Some Spectacular Act Of Cruelty To A Dog, Ma'am

The details escape my immediate recollection, however.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

25. As a teen he brutally killed a dog

There are few news accounts of the story, which dates from 98 or 99, and they blandly describe David Huckabee's killing of a stray dog that wandered into the Boy Scout camp where David was working as a counselor. However an animal rescue organization released a bulletin which claims Huckabee and another teen hung the dog by the neck, slit his throat, and stoned him to death.

Huckabee's defense was that the dog looked sick. No charges were filed.

http://www.utopiarescue.com/oldsite/stop_animal_torture.htm

[goodgd_yall]

27. Any kid that does that

Probably has a mean sadistic father.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

30. As a matter of fact yes, he does have a real shit for a dad

That is, according to Max Brantley, an Arkansas journalist who wrote up this helpful compendium of Huckabee's gubernatorial goofs, gaffes and heaps of graft.

http://sacdcweb08.salon.com/opinion/feature/2007/11/13/huckabee/

Brantley's exposes of Huckabee's misdeeds got under his thin skin so successfully,

"He also compared me, in print, to serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer and, I've been told on good authority, has wished aloud for my early and violent demise."

Pretty indiscreet for a man smart enough to destroy (government-owned) hard drives when he left office earlier this year.

Not very Christian, either.

[orleans]

29. is this a true story? omfg! n/t

[The_Casual_Observer]

6. hockalewgee would get his sanctimonious ass kicked by HRC

No wonder he's hoping for divine intervention.

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

7. Only if someone ties Huckabee to the tail pipe.....

[KingOfLostSouls]

9. just remember

this is from a guy who thinks if he goes too far on rowboat he'll fall off the side of the earth.

[MADem]

11. That was a bit of a "true colors" remark. Not too swift for a preacher-man, either. NT

[saltpoint]

12. Very good point. A man of the gospel visiting hyperbolic violence upon

one of God's children, etc.

That's a line for a crazed right-wing talk host and not a southern minister. Good catch, MADem.

[MADem]

16. I thought it was his only real misstep of the evening. Of course, no one

asked the "Fred Flintstone" type questions, about the age of the earth, and so on...

Huckabee's America, Six Thousand Years Ago:



Of course, when they sing "We'll have a gay old time" they don't mean it THAT way...!

[saltpoint]

17. LOL! One DU poster last week referred to Huckabee as "Huckabible."

I'm still grinning about that one.

Ya know, Fred Flintstone bears a resemblance to the pre-diet Mike Huckabee.

[MADem]

22. With a makeover, the Missus could probably manage the Wilma look!

[KingOfLostSouls]

13. Truthfully

we all know mike huckabee doesn't believe in mars. that'd require he believe in science.

he probably thinks its one of God's lights shining through the big black blanket that God keeps over earth so we can't see the glory of heaven

or he thinks its a liberal conspiracy planted by hilary.

[Warren DeMontague]

15. Thus sayeth the flat Earth evolution-denier.

What's a "Rocket", Mike?

[Kool Kitty]

19. Such a good man, so likeable.

:sarcasm: Wonder what kind of a preacher he was. Rude and obnoxious shit.

[Mr_Monday]

21. Huckabee is starting to creep me out a little...

[Bluebear]

Reverend Huckabee, shame on you. nt

[bridgit]

23. heh-heh, i thought that was like what 30-35% of DUer's wanted to do...

:headbang:

[Rex]

24. Why so she could be the first person on Mars?

Make her famous or something? Oh right, husband already been president. Guess that is a buzzkill to a wannabe like Huckabee.

Make her a statue too (idiot) while you are at it.

[Nutmegger]

26. Why don't you strap a chute to your ass Hucky, and land smack-dab in Bagdad.

No "Green Zone" protection too, of course.

:puke:

[grasswire]

28. is that like "To the moon, Alice..."

Is he advocating violence toward women?

[LaPera]

31. I have to agree with old Huck....Shes too far left for a right-wing fascist fuck like Huck and

shes far too right-wing for an FDR liberal like myself! You see, I despise middle of the road fucking moderates, send them all to Mars (or at least Indiana)....Give me Kucinich or Edwards anytime!

[Warren DeMontague]

32. It will take some serious character and strength to make the first human trip to mars.

And it's going to take some serious character and strength to undo the shit the Republican Party has done to this country in the past 3 decades.

[Warren DeMontague]

33. He looks great in a thong, though.

[Quixote1818]

34. What a Goober. nt

[Mojambo]

35. Does Huckabee even believe in Mars?

Somebody might want to ask.

[Mojambo]

36. Dupe. n/t

[deacon]

38. Huckleberry Wound n/t

[Perry Logan]

39. Huckabee? Fuckamee!

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