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go west young man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 10:42 PM
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Anyone up for the military?
http://www.draftregistration.us/
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 10:58 PM
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1. That is a joke... and I hope you get it
serious
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seemslikeadream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 11:11 PM
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2. MORAL FITNESS PRE-SCREENING:
Edited on Tue Nov-27-07 11:16 PM by seemslikeadream
MORAL FITNESS PRE-SCREENING:
Please indicate in which, if any, of the following acts you have been caught participating:

Cursing
Lying
Coveting
Stealing
Gambling
Meditating
Protesting
Abortion
Suicide
Rapping
Dirty Dancing
Fornication
Birth Control
Mongrelization
Woman-on-Top
Hot Man-on-Man
Cornholing & Kielbasa Polishing
Steamy Lezbo Beaver Hoovering & Clam Digging


WORK HISTORY:
Please indicate to which careerist stratum you belong:
Blue Collar
Grey Collar
White Collar
Starched White Collar
Tuxedo Collar
Mink Collar
Studded Collar
Christian Show Business


SPECIALTIES:
Please indicate your existing expertise in the following areas:
Winning Hearts
Winning Minds
Razing Mosques
Strafing Crowds
Guiding JDAMS
Sweeping Mines
Patching Pipelines
Absorbing Shrapnel
Advanced Naked Humiliation and Forced Homoerotic Fantasy Reenactments

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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 11:17 PM
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3. I know that is why it was funny
But in this place this joke will make some people's blood boil
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go west young man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 10:45 AM
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6. Believe me I know it's a joke.
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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-27-07 11:20 PM
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4. I made the cut. My Draft Number is "87370-CRUSADER-2165."
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-28-07 01:03 AM
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5. I was rejected due to Stigmata & Averse-to-Deathism....
:P

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Get Off the cross! - We need the Wood!
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