Um, "Jackpot"?

[CorpGovActivist]

Dude, didn't we have 60 pounds of pot?
Associated Press

TAMPA, Fla. - The Florida Highway Patrol says anyone missing two big bags of pot can call their Tampa area office. A crew picking up litter from along Interstate 4 near Tuesday morning made an unusual find: two big plastic garbage bags stuffed with freshly harvested marijuana.

FHP Trooper Larry Coggins says the 60 pounds of pot might be worth around $54,000 on the street. It probably fell off or was thrown from a car on the interstate.

The plants appeared freshly picked and some had intact roots.

Coggins says it's not the largest amount of pot ever dumped along a roadside, but it's certainly not a common find.

:rofl:

[BuyingThyme]

1. Why is it worth more on the street than on the roadside?

[Matariki]

2. Never underestimate stupidity

I have a friend who works in a small city clerks office where strippers go to get licenses. One young woman sat in the office waiting for her license and made a call to arrange a very large coke deal at her place that evening. She had just filled out the application with her name and address.

My friend and her co-workers called the police. Not because they have a particular problem with illegal drugs but really felt that stupidity on that level shouldn't go unpunished.

[Patsy Stone]

3. I am NEVER

in the right place at the right time.

[CorpGovActivist]

4. Remember Her Majesty's Customs after Provence, Sweetie? (n/t)

[Patsy Stone]

5. You mean...

I actually enjoyed playing Ping Pong??

:hi:

[CorpGovActivist]

6. Well...

... once you'd come back into the room and wiped your nose, there was no stopping you!

:rofl:

- Dave