I'm now supporting Huckabee for President

[rpannier]

Mike Huckabee has now added 'wrestling legend' (and sexual deviant) Ric Flair to his growing list of supporters. :puke:

I mean, with Ric (I harass women) Flair, Chuck (Old Testament Fundie) Norris and Ted (I have sex with underage girls and then file to be their legal guardian) Nugent all supporting huckabee, how could I support anyone else? :shrug:

on note: There has been no word as to whether Stone Cold wife beater (2 wives) Steve Austin has joined the list of Huckabee supporters.

[Mojambo]

1. Woooooooooooooooooooooo! n/t

[skipos]

2. I didn't know Ted "I crapped in my pants to avoid the draft" Nugent endorsed him.

All these endorsements must of gotten cHucklehead another 2 or 3 people to vote for him! Wow!

[rpannier]

4. From Crooks and Liars

First it was martial arts hero and “Walker, Texas Ranger” star Chuck Norris, who appears with Huckabee in his first TV ad. Then hard-rocking hunting enthusiast Ted Nugent jumped on the Huckabee bandwagon, citing the Republican’s support for second amendment rights. Now, Huckabee is getting ready to rumble: wrestler Ric Flair, a.k.a. The Nature Boy, is supporting the former Arkansas governor in his bid for the White House.

[Kurovski]

7. This will all be very fun for Huckleberry...he'd best enjoy it while it lasts.

His family will have many cute stories to tell for many holidays to come. That should be most pleasant for them.

[flakey_foont]

3. has the Ultimate Warrior endorsed anyone yet?

and who is George "the Animal" Steele supporting?

[rpannier]

6. Oh...If the Ultimate moron...I mean worrier...uh...Warrior endorsed

shuckabee that'd be the clincher for most people I'm sure.

[chelsea0011]

5. Rick Flair????? I'm holding out on Huckabee until George "The Animal" Steele

is heard from.

[Yupster]

8. I read about George 'The Animal' Steele

In Mic Foley's great book on wrassling.

According to Mick, George was a high school PE teacher during his whole hey-day in the WWWF. He just wrassled during the summer breaks.

Great books by the way by Mr Foley.

[chelsea0011]

26. I'll have to take a look at that book. My image of the "Animal" changed

in my memories forever from him eating the corner turnbuckles in his matches to his performance in "Ed Wood" where he his lying on his belly, after a wrestling match, eating a whole chicken. Hilarious. What a great character.

[Jade Fox]

9. Huckabee also believes the earth is only 6000 years old......

and that the reason we have a problem with illegal immigration is because women are aborting babies that would provide an American-born exploitable labor pool.

Huck oughta be easy to beat. :)

[Solar_Power]

11. If all creationists in this country voted for him, he'd be the next President

Polls show that 65% of the US population is "born again"

[Jade Fox]

15. Then that poll is wrong......

Besides, not all "born agains" are Fundamentalists.

[Solar_Power]

20. I was making the point that born again people are also creationists

[Jade Fox]

21. No, not all of them.

[Solar_Power]

22. Well, most of them anyway

[Byronic]

10. Forget Flair

I'm waiting for Joe Biden to 'Hulk' up! What a sight that would be!

What'cha gonna do Rudy?

[MrCoffee]

12. when the Macho Man Randy Savage announces his endorsement, then i'll decide

i'm guessing he'll endorse Kucinich

[gratuitous]

13. No Sting endorsement, no gratuitous vote

If the Master of the Scorpion Deathlock isn't in your corner, then neither am I!

[NoPasaran]

14. Get back to me when Dog the Bounty Hunter endorses n/t

[Demeter]

16. Go On With You! You Just Like Saying the Name!

Huckabee, Huckabee, Huckabee....

is the personal mantra thing.


Say it long enough, and you get visions of what happens when a honey-producing insect accidentally flies down your throat.....


Huck-a-bee!


Say it loud, say it proud, and be glad it isn't Polish, or Azerbaijani, or otherwise unpronouncable by untrained larynxes.

[IADEMO2004]

17. Rolling Stone/GOP's Weirdest Nut Job

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/17324246/matt_taibbi_on_mike_huckabee_our_favorite_rightwing_nut_job

enjoy, but you might not sleep well after you read this.

[BushOut06]

18. Even weirder than Tancredo?

That guy is awful hard to beat.

[Ghost in the Machine]

23. Great reading material.... thanks for the link!

I'd never support a repuke anyways, but it's always great to read just how freakin' nuts they really are...

As president, Huck would support a constitutional amendment banning abortion and would give science a back seat to religion. "Science changes with every generation and with new discoveries, and God doesn't," he says. "So I'll stick with God if the two are in conflict." Huckabee's well-documented ­disdain for science was reflected in the performance of the Arkansas school system when he was governor; one independent survey gave the state an F for its science standards in schools, a grade that among other things reflected Huckabee's hostility toward the teaching of evolution. {emphasis mine}

Yeah, we've had enough of looney tune nutbags in the White House, we sure as hell don't need you. If you really belive 2000+ year old passages from a book written by ancients over modern day scientific discoveries and analysis you truly DO NOT belong in a position of power ANYWHERE!

[Kazak]

19. I'll be for whoever The Undertaker endorses and no other.

:shrug:

[icnorth]

24. All this talk about endorsements...

Dog, Macho Man, The Animal, Chuckie and Ultimate Warrior. Pshaw! Mere lightweights! In this economy I'm waiting for Repo Man to attach his suspenders to the Hucklebee express. Haven't really felt right in the head since Summer Slam way back in 92 when Crush defeated my boy in a little over five minutes at Wembley Stadium!;)

[Solar_Power]

25. He has no money. End of story.