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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 04:38 PM
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I'll fire the first shot in the War On X-mas.
Happy Holidays!

And Bill O'Reilly looks like a reindeer's butthole.
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 04:43 PM
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1. Bah
HUMBUG!

(i've been saving that up for a while)
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 04:44 PM
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2. The Union of Professional Reindeer (UPR) will be suing your
butt for that insult.

And Season's Greetings to you, too.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 04:54 PM
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3. Butttttttt: truth is an absolute defense.
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silverlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 05:13 PM
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4. You are late to the game...
Edited on Wed Nov-21-07 05:13 PM by silverlib
the corporations fired the first shot years ago.
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 05:27 PM
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5. Ah, Christmas. That magical time of the year when people rack up
giant debt to buy cheap, dangerous Chinese crap to hang on the tree and put under it. It brings faux tears to my eyes.
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provis99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 06:16 PM
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6. Its X-Mas? Hmm.
Guess I'll be firing up the pagan Yule Log, kissing under the pagan Mistletoe, drinking alcoholic pagan eggnog, buying pagan Winter Solstice gifts, and decorating the pagan evergreen tree to celebrate Christmas. Oh wait; what was Christian about Christmas again? Help me here, Billo.
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Bigmack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 07:13 PM
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8. Don't forget Mithra's Birthday....
The real old time religion, before the Xians stole it all.
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Rockholm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-21-07 06:21 PM
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7. Leave reindeers out of it! Why insult them so?
O'Reilly is ass mucus.
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