The (Clinton) Sidestep

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Every time I hear Hillary in a debate I think about the "governor of Texas" in the movie "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas." Here's a revised version of what I imagine Hillary might say:

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Fellow Americans, I am proudly standing here to humbly see.
I assure you, and I mean it- Now, who says I don't speak out as plain as day?
And, fellow Americans, I'm for progress and the flag- long may it fly.
I'm a poor girl, come to greatness. So, it follows that I cannot tell a lie.

Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don't-
I've come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,
cut a little swathe and lead the people on.

Now my good friends, it behooves me to be solemn and declare,
I'm for goodness and for profit and for living clean and saying daily prayer.
And now, my good friends, you can sleep nights, I'll continue to stand tall.
You can trust me, for I promise, I shall keep a watchful eye upon ya'll...

Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don't-
I've come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,
cut a little swathe and lead the people on.

Now, Mr. Bush, I don't know him, though I've heard the name, oh yes.
But, of course I've no close contact, so what he is doing I can only guess.
And now, Mr. Bush, he's a blemish on the face of D.C. town.
I am taking certain steps here, someone somewhere's gonna have to close him down.

Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don't-
I've come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,
cut a little swathe and lead the people on.

Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep...

And, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step...

Cut a little swathe and lead the people on.

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Just my opinion.