Gonna be a LOT of republicans scrambling for jobs soon.. let's anyalyze their qualifications

[SoCalDem]

and help them find their perfect jobs..

George..
night manager at LensCrafters


or maybe this place is hiring


or he could be a handbag model


or a doorman


or a wine taster


or a scarecrow


or a lab tech (his friend Denny would have
to go too ..that "shared arm thing", y'know)


he could be a carrot sorter


SpongeBob stand-in


or a lunch room attendant


or a clown


or an insect repellant tester


or an egress engineer



or a cattle ear-tag safety inspector


or dance class instructor


or a corn engineer at Con-Agra


or a dog trainer


or a marathoner


or Public speaker


or a male model


or Bigfoot impersonator


or a fisherman (if Poppy can come too)


or a professional cricket player


or a happy fork-lift driver


or spokesman for "freaky-leg" syndrome drugs


gravedigger? (the only one he's qualified for)

[napi21]

1. I'm thinkin' night clerk at a motel 6. It would be a challenge, but

Maybe he couldhandle it!

[hlthe2b]

2. Well done...

But, I think he's dug enough graves, please!



It is so hard to pick one photo that exemplifies the innate stupidity of this man--so many ones to choose. But, the inverted umbrella realy does do it for me. I mean, can anyone imagine any other semi-intelligent pubic figure (from any political stripe, race, ethnicity, or country)in that photo?

[Virginian]

3. California can't split electorial votes.

These idiots will stay in power if California gets to split up its electorial votes by congressional district and the rest of the country doesn't get the same deal.

By your DU name, you seem to be in California. Don't let the Republicans who recalled Gray Davis have their way with your vote.

On edit:
Back on target. I think your pix are priceless. Maybe he would think twice if he had to actually put a shovel to dirt to bury the people he has killed in his war.

[Virginia Dare]

4. Shit, you owe me a keyboard!

and you forgot one, Segway riding instructor..

[SoCalDem]

5. I have that one, but it's blurry, so I rarely use it.. damn that photographer

a classic..almost..but he blurred it :grr:

[Virginia Dare]

8. Got another one for you...

purveyor of plastic poultry..

[HCE SuiGeneris]

6. Oh my! Haven't laughed that hard in ages...

tears streaming down my cheeks! Thank you SoCalDem. Heartily kicked and rec'd.

[SoCalDem]

7. and not a photoshop in the bunch.. these are all AP photos

embarrassing, isn't he?

[HCE SuiGeneris]

12. I have cruised your wonderful gallery many times

finding gems like this:

[SoCalDem]

14. aaaah.. the robot ,,

The man is one of a kind..

[SoCalDem]

15. Roboto, the president salutes

[SoCalDem]

19. another robot pic I love

[underpants]

9. LOVE the carrot picture

that has to be one my alltime faves.

I don't like the Bigfoot comparison...mostly because I look like Bigfoot when I walk but with less hair

[YankeyMCC]

10. Saw this thread and the scene from Blazing Sadles came to mind

where the bandits are lining up to sign up for the evil army and listing their qualifications. ;)

[treestar]

11. Thanks for the laugh!

Are any of these photoshopped? The funny leg syndrome ones, especially. I would love it if they were real.

:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

13. Nope.. ALL are AP or Reuters

sad isn't it?

Here are my galleries of photoshopped pics of him

http://socaldem.smugmug.com/gallery/103026
http://socaldem.smugmug.com/gallery/3784474

[DFW]

16. Put in a nutshell:

It's a good thing for him that Daddy is still around to pay the rent!

[pacalo]

21. No need for Daddy's rent money anymore: Daddy got him an 8-year job of pilfering the Treasury.

His physically/mentally inept son's future hospitalization bills will be no problem.

[pacalo]

17. Hahaaaa! How about...

...class clown when he attends job fairs for dislocated workers:



...a tourist guide:

[SoCalDem]

18. I added a few categories.. but again..no photoshops in the bunch

the "naughty" one is a REAL pic from an AP photographer, but you probably did not see it running in papers :)

[pacalo]

23. I'm looking at your photoshopped galleries now -- you are the best!

[SoCalDem]

24. I only COLLECT them.. I did not make them

Alas, I am technologically challenged, and cannot understand written instructions easily.. (that's how all my fun-run steps ended up going to Gravel :eyes:..)

[DadOf2LittleAngels]

20. Could be a clown?

He is a clown and *shudder* gets paid for it now..

[VP505]

22. Why not let

him just be that asshole that used to be President?

[DFW]

25. Cheney would object

[spanone]

26. 'Inmate' sounds good to me.

[SoCalDem]

27. In a perfect world..

we can dream , can't we?

[Heywood J]

35. There's a Photoshop out there,

composing the picture of him pulling on the fake door in China into him tugging on prison bars from the inside of a cell. Damned if I can find where it went, though.

[SoCalDem]

38. This one?

or






gallery
http://socaldem.smugmug.com/gallery/103026

[CatWoman]

28. girl

you're so damn crazy!!!

:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

29. we are kindred spirirts

I sense a melding of our funny bones :)

[CatWoman]

30. those pics are drop dead

HILARIOUS!!!! :)

[rockybelt]

31. If

I just didn't have to look at that (*&%&*%^face!

[LeftishBrit]

32. Great pics!

I think the best job suggestion may be the old (Victorian?) English rhyme:

Tooral ooral ooral oo,
They're wanting monkeys at the zoo.
I'd apply if I were you
And get a situation!

[AlCzervik]

33. ***snort***

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[pepperbear]

34. how about "child care professional?".....

[Tatiana]

36. Oh this is a good one too!

:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

42. That Edward Everett Horton face he makes is hysterical

no wonder the babies cry when they see him.

[Heywood J]

37. Hmmm...

Where the hell was he speaking for that event? I've seen eagles like that before, and it's interesting that the photo cuts off at the eagle's feet.

[eppur_se_muova]

51. A special session of SPECTRE.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SPECTRE

[Perry Logan]

39. Sideshow geek.

[Kadie]

40. Excellent!

:rofl:

:hi:

[UrbScotty]

41. Well, he's already a clown (nt)

[The Doctor.]

43. I know Cheney won't have trouble finding work...

He could be a spokesman for Ambien;





A masked Avenger;





Professional baby taster;





A Counsellor/Teacher for "Special" people;






Baby Hunter;





Bra measurement specialist;





Baby Wrangler;




And of course, Viagra spokesman;

[SoCalDem]

44. Super... that pic with the little girl is CREEPY

Here's one of George with little girls.. made me go Eeeew..

[orleans]

45. that is totally eeeewwww. what a fucking pervert! (typical republica) n/t

[The Doctor.]

50. I have no idea what he was thinking, but the smile on Cheney's face creeps me out.

Maybe that should have gone into the "Feasting on Orphans" category.

[orleans]

46. i loved the freaky leg syndrome, male model and

public speaker (out in field with barney looking on)

[SoCalDem]

48. That man has RUBBER legs...

It was hard to choose just a few.. I have a gallery full of Freaky leg pics

enjoy:

Bush Freaky Feet & Loopy Legs



Bush Dress Up

[momster]

49. Ab-Workout!

Your freaky leg collection works better that crunches any day!

Ow.

[malaise]

47. Or he could do the planet a favor and eliminate

all Bush


Great thread. :D

[Rex]

52. Bahaha hahahaha

wait...haahahhahaha...okay. No hahahahahhahahaha. Wait, hahahahahha...bawhahahahhahaha! THAT picture! OMG! hahahahahaha

okay okay

hahahahahahahah!

Stop it! Stop!

No...ahahahahaaaaaaahh!!!

:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

53. The best part is...not a single "enhanced" pic in the bunch

all of them came straight off the AP wire...

the man is a buffoon :(

[Rex]

54. I'm crying

those are priceless, thanks SoCalDem. I will go to bed with a smile on my face.

[ThingsGottaChange]

55. SoCalDem, you are AWESOME!

I will be chuckling myself to sleep tonight. What a total moran!!1!!!11

:rofl:


:applause:

[Oilwellian]

56. Hahaha

That was great. :D I loved the male model crotch shot. It reminded me of my Commander Codpiece video. It's great laughs too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_w0ocdTVqA