Whenever Bush speaks a sentence, he eyes the audience with an intervening blank stare

[MrScorpio]

Your mission: Fill the blank with a caption

[Webster Green]

1. Is he doing sentences now?

Amazing!

I haven't watched the stupid mutherfucker in awhile, so I missed it.

[MrScorpio]

4. It's an approximation of a sentence

I guess he wondering if anyone is laughing at the joke... of his presidency

[annabanana]

2. ("Anyone lookin' at me, suspicious-like?")

I'll make fun of his suit, heh-heh

[flordehinojos]

3. there's that voice again! there! coming from the corner of the room!

[MiniMe]

6. Naw, its coming from the earpiece he wears

:rofl:

[tanyev]

5. He's waiting for the next sentence to be downloaded.

[liberal N proud]

7. The voice says, Next sentence Mr Prezident is...

[Virginia Dare]

8. He's checking to see if anybody in the audience understands..

what he just said, because he sure as hell doesn't. The man is mentally deranged and under the influcence of mind altering substances.

I was actually watching some old footage of his father this morning giving a speech before Congress. Poppy was no great speaker, but my God, he was ten times better than the idiot son.

[bigbrother05]

9. Waiting for the insta-poll results

before seeing which way to go with the speech so he can be sure to take the least popular path. Can't let 'Murikans' get soft. Got to look like a leader, everyone knows you can't be a man if anyone agrees with you as you drag them into the abyss.

[Ezlivin]

10. It's like watching Rainman without the scintillating personality

Good thing he married an elementary school teacher.

[LibDemAlways]

14. You're giving the chimp too much credit. Raymond Babbitt

could run circles around him in the IQ department.

[KansDem]

11. "Your eyes are windows to your soul"

Blank stare = blank soul...

[Amonester]

12. "Did yuh just say more than 200 million uh'murikans HATE me?" n/t

[Stephanie]

13. In the silence, he is listening to his earphone prompter.

it's so obvious

[SpiralHawk]

15. Why that's the classique Skull & Boner Occult Eyeball Whim Wammy

I'm surprised other DU metaphysical sophisticates have not picked up on this already.

Oh well. Gotta watch out for those republicon occultists.

WARNING: DO NOT LOOK AT THIS OCCULT whim-whammy EYEBALL



"Aha. Smirk. Got ya. Smirk"

- Commander AWOL
Skull & Boner Brigade of the Occult Republicon Homelander Chickenhawk Division

[Echo In Light]

16. "These brainwashed sheeple have swallowed it hook, line and sinker so far..." n/t