Breaking News: Fran Townsend has resigned

[spanone]

Good

[SoCalDem]

1. Time for another face-tightening..

[bdamomma]

16. another rat fleeing off the sinking ship of *co.

good riddance don't let the door hit you on the way out!!

[babylonsister]

2. Happy Monday! She must need to spend more time with her family.

:sarcasm:

[Solly Mack]

3. Wants to spend more time with her family?

[SoCalDem]

4. or she needs time off to FIND her family

:rofl:

[Solly Mack]

5. LMAO! Good one!

[PCIntern]

6. They''re the ones with food on them...n/t

[Cooley Hurd]

10. She needs to find her LIPS, first...

:D

At least she can eliminate Mitch McConnell from the suspect list:



:rofl:

[Ganja Ninja]

9. She wants to work on her tan a little more. n/t

[Didereaux]

7. well I can say goodbye to this one then...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/didereaux/

[underpants]

8. My GOD what ever will we do NOW!?!??!

:scared:

:sarcasm:

[H2O Man]

11. Three things:

(1) Get out the house-wrap.

(2) Stock up on the essentials.

(3) Watch Fox News for instructions.

The end is near.

[underpants]

13. No

I meant what ever will we do that we don't already do on a daily basis???

Perhaps Fred Thompson can lead us

[H2O Man]

15. Fred is the cosmic answer.

When one door in the universe closes, somewhere another opens. Fran led us from the brink of extinction to the mountain top. Fred will lead us into the promised gland.

[underpants]

17. in a rented pick-up truck

:bounce:

funny Monday Morning stuff H20 Man :thumbsup:

[maine_raptor]

18. "Fred will lead us into the promised gland."

Ain't that his wife's job?

[marmar]

12. Sorry for my ignorance, but who is she?

n/t

[lonestarnot]

21. ick I hate saying this, "homeland security" counterintelligence advisor.

Asshole she.

[underpants]

14. She is a spokesperson

She takes the drunken "policy" scribblings that come from the small scared paranoid circle of "close advisors" and she smooths the edges and then informs us the public as to how it is all so simple and how it AND ONLY IT will make us safe.


Basically she shines shit.

[kansasblue]

19. Who? Get your Fran Townsend info here.

Ok... I didn't know who she was.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fran_Townsend

Frances M. Fragos Townsend (born December 28, 1961, Mineola, New York), the current Homeland Security Advisor to United States President George W. Bush. Townsend was appointed to this position by President Bush on May 28, 2004. She chairs the Homeland Security Council and reports to the President on homeland security policy and counterterrorism policy.

[maddezmom]

22. more info here: it's four pages but has some interesting observations

The chief judge was so annoyed with me," says Townsend, "that he wouldn't permit me personally to attend, because I had pushed so hard against the restrictions they had imposed." Others say the real root of Lamberth's anger at Townsend was the false information given by the FBI in dozens of wiretap applications to the FISA court. Lamberth declined to comment. But he told Reno's successor, Ashcroft, that he had lost faith in Townsend. Knowing she was in an untenable situation, Townsend says, she told Ashcroft's then acting deputy, Robert Mueller, that she was willing to step aside. Townsend says Mueller consulted with Ashcroft and told her that she was out. Mueller, who is now the FBI director, declined to be interviewed but said in a statement that Townsend had "voluntarily moved" during the Bush transition. "Fran is a true professional," Mueller said, "with extensive experience in addressing terrorism. As such, she brings experienced leadership to the war on terror."

Townsend, described as "furious" by a former Bush administration official, was out of a job--but not for long. In August 2001, she became assistant commandant of intelligence at the U.S. Coast Guard, back then an orphan agency that was viewed as a law enforcement Siberia. After the September 11 attacks, however, the Coast Guard became a key player in the war on terrorism--and so did Townsend. "We thought it was a great catch," Coast Guard Commandant Adm. Thomas Collins told U.S. News in an interview, saying Townsend helped "break dishes" to merge the agency's intelligence and criminal operations. "She had an incredible value for us," Collins added.

Others in the counterterrorism community took notice. Barely two years later, Townsend was on her way back to the top. As National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice's counterterrorism deputy, Townsend beefed up White House involvement in security planning for the Olympic Games in Athens and made several trips to Saudi Arabia. "She's been very important on issues of terrorist financing," Rice told U.S. News. Rice said Townsend also played a key "debottlenecking" role in Iraq, to "make sure people were getting the kind of merged intelligence that was needed."

When Rice's counterpart at the homeland security council, Gen. John Gordon--another Townsend mentor--retired, he pushed her as his replacement. Today, Townsend's biggest challenge will be to ensure that the administration's color-coded threat system is not viewed as political scaremongering, as it was back in August. Townsend has "precious little interaction, if any," she says, with the White House political operation. "Terrorism ought not to be about politics," Townsend says, "and I don't think it is in this administration."

more:http://www.usnews.com/usnews/news/articles/041206/6townsend_3.htm

[MrScorpio]

20. So the MSM has one less Republi-Belle to answer

One less (supposed) egghead to fry

[Virginia Dare]

23. Leggo my Frago!....n/t

[spanone]

24. she wants to spend more time with Karen Hughes' family.

[Tatiana]

25. I'd love to have her explain the color-coded thread level system again.

So tell me again, Ms. Townsend, does yellow mean "caution?"