Eureka !!! - I Have Found A Way To Get Through The Primary Season !!!

[WillyT]

Coma as a Health Benefit.

A coma (from the Greek koma, meaning deep sleep) is a profound state of unconsciousness from which a person cannot be awakened.

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Self-induced coma states have long been entered into by very proficient Yogi as a demonstration of their skill of self-control. These performances have often taken the form of being locked in an air-tight box and buried underground or submerged underwater for a period of time after which the box is raised, opened, and the Yogi returns to consciousness and emerges. These acts of suspended animation may also be helpful in strengthening one's health.

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And if that don't work:

Coma facilitating drugs:

Alcohol;
Alpha andrenergics;
Amphetamines;
Anticholinergics;
Antihistamines;
Benzodiazepines;
Beta blockers;
Calcium channel blockers;
Cocaine;
Diuretics;
Laxatives;
Neuroleptics;
Phenothiazines;
Thyroid agonists;
Tricyclic antidepressants.

Link: http://www.earthtym.net/ref-coma-good.htm

Gives a whole new meaning to DemocraticUnderground, don't you think?

:shrug:

[madokie]

1. Benzodiazepines;

can I hear more

[NightWatcher]

2. dont do benzos, they are a bitch to quit. Try a roofie instead

[WillyT]

4. What... Exactly... Is A Roofie ???

:shrug:

[ThatsMyBarack]

7. Roofie=Date rape drug

Last I heard.

[NightWatcher]

9. from Wiki. weight lifters used to use them to rest and rejunvenate after lifiting

Benzodiazepines (including Flunitrazepam/Rohypnol) are sedatives/hypnotics that also cause amnesia to different extents. Rohypnol is of particular interest because it is soluble in ethanol, unlike other benzodiazepines. This makes it possible to slip it into someone's drink. Rohypnol is not approved for use in the United States and its importation is banned.<2>

According to the National Institute on Drug Abuse:

"Rohypnol can incapacitate victims and prevent them from resisting sexual assault. It can produce "anterograde amnesia," which means that individuals may not remember events they experienced while under the effects of the drug."<3>
The sedative effects of Rohypnol begin to appear approximately 15–20 minutes after the drug is ingested. The effects typically last from four to 8 hours after administration of the drug, but some cases have been reported in which the effects were experienced 12 or more hours after administration. In recent news, it has been discovered that scientists can now detect flunitrazepam and related compounds in urine at least up to 5 days after administration of a single dose of Rohypnol and up to a month in hair.<4>

[madokie]

5. no doubt

pardon my ignorance but what is a roofie and where do I get some;-)

[zabet]

3. I have my own ways....

good herbage. :smoke:
A xannie once in a while
may be necessary. :)

[madokie]

6. just happen to have one of each

don't mind if I do join in m'k;-)

[zabet]

8. C'mon!!!

We'll make it a party!!
A friend with weed,
is a friend indeed!!! ;)