Ted Stevens (R-Ak) ACTUALLY JUST SAID

[Coexist]

"why are we voting on whether to have a debate on this, when we should be voting on a resolution that says we support our troops."

WTF?

I had taken a break from C-Span, and I don't know if I am ready to be back.

OMFG.

[Deep13]

1. Oh, take him to the vet and put him to sleep.

It's over, Ted.

[cspanlovr]

2. He's nuts.

[Deep13]

10. The correct term is "B.S.I."

bat shit insane :evilgrin:

[cspanlovr]

28. Thanks. I'll remember that!

:hi:

[KamaAina]

35. Or possibly BSE

bovine spongiform encepalopathy, commonly known as "mad cow disease". :P

[NYC Liberal]

3. We should all "send him an internet" on his email, over those "tubes."

:rofl:

STFU Ted.

[Cocoa]

4. the answer to his question is that the GOP lost

Stevens seems to be having a hard time adjusting to the senate being controlled by the dems.

[Coexist]

7. I concur

he has some funky visual aides out now.

[demrabble]

5. Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

The man is clearly Cuckoo!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

6. I think he's right ...

that's exactly what Part 1 of the resolution says. That we support our troops.

I watched enough of cspan for a while. Even if it passes, the resolution doesn't do anything but speak to a guy in a soundproof bubble. He won't hear, can't hear.

[Eurobabe]

8. I've become acquainted with more CON WHACK JOBS the past 3 days

than I ever thought existed. This resolution brought out the worst in them. Showed them at their most whiney, ignorant, bigoted -- you name it.

[Drifter]

9. He IS right ...

we should pass a resolution to support our troops.

Bring them home immediately.

Cheers
Drifter

[LSK]

11. uhhh, maybe he should read the house bill

:wtf:

[Coexist]

12. our "Japanese allies are here."

omg - he is deluded.

[Prophet 451]

13. Insane Troll Logic

The nice peaceful retirement village is calling you, Ted.

[pinto]

14. He's grasping at the Republican 'talking point' straws.

Just less adroitly than his younger (R) colleagues.

[ruiner4u]

15. Poor widdle Teddy....

He hasn't been home since January!!!!! He lives 4500 miles away!!!!...

*cough*..

[abluelady]

16. He Has to Work on Saturday, poor baby. eom

[NewJeffCT]

Maybe he also wants us to thank them for their courage on D-Day?

and for how bravely they fought against the Nazis and the Japanese?

[Coexist]

17. hee hee hee "I live 5,000 miles away, and I WILL NOT BE

EMBARRASSED." (as he pounds on the podium.)

This is theater.

[Sydnie]

18. Show me the way to go home ... I'm tired and I want to go to bed

what the hell is his whining about? He doesn't have his HULK tie on, he can't be this animated!

"I haven't been home since January. I have a right to go home once in a while. I live 4500 miles from here. I got off the plane to complain about this".

We need an Official Ted Stevens "HULK" Crying Towel, extra absorbent!

[Coexist]

22. lol! Here's a hooded one to keep all that steam in his head!

[Sydnie]

25. He could wear that on the plane!

Duel use - crying towel and drool bib for 4500 mile plane flights! :rofl:

[tulsakatz]

19. when I saw this post.........

..I thought maybe he got mad again and walked out!

And even if they did have a resolution to support the troops, it would accomplish nothing!! How do you support the troops when you send them over there, don't provide them with armour to protect them and at the same time cut VA benefits?

So how exactly is that supporting the troops?

You can support the troops by bringing them home and what happened today is a good start!!

[Syrinx]

20. that should be (R-AK)

[snowbear]

21. You mean Ted Stevens = AK (AL is Alabama).. and I wouldn't wish him upon them!

Ted "almost dead" Stevens is SENILE!!

He's been making huge news here in Anchorage the past couple of days because he wants to pass a bill that will stop teens from being able to access chatrooms, forums, MySpace, etc., while on public library computers.

Locals are bashing the hell out of him for it..

Remember, he was the senator that referred to the internet as "a series of tubes"

[Coexist]

23. oops! fixed it!!!

[Graybeard]

24. He's having a cow about coming to work on Sat.

...pounding the podium. "I wanna go home! Waaaaa! Waaaa!"

[Doctor Panacea]

26. Typical

His attitude is typical of what you find in the deep South.

I know, because I live in Tennessee, which is a "border" area ... and it is bad here.

[Blue_In_AK]

34. He's from the deep north, actually...

Alaska, not Alabama.

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

27. What he lacks in fact and reason, he tries to make up for in volume (he shouts) !! n/t

[peace13]

29. He is unreal!!

When he was complaining about not being home since January I lost it!! I called his office and left a message that his complaints were hollow next to the tens of thousands of soldiers that can't come hoem from Iraq. I must have struck a nerve because she hung up on me. I would say that it was probably his wife but she sounded much older. This is so sad!@!!!

[kestrel91316]

30. I think you mean Ted Stevens (A-AK).

[B Calm]

31. Having a debate is proof that the dems support the troops and the cons don't!

[MsKandice01]

32. How has he not been institutionalized by now??

He brings the term "batshit crazy" a whole new dimension.

[Blue_In_AK]

33. Jesus Christ, Ted and Don Young are on a roll today....

It hurts to be an Alaskan when our reps keep making remarks like these two.

[niyad]

36. poor ted needs to update his official website--he STILL lists himself as president pro tempore in

the senate, and chair of the various committees.

oh wait, sorry, the tubes must be filled with all those movies and things!!

[northofdenali]

37. Uncle Ted, uncle Ted, you poor delusional bastard -

not even your constituents believe that now, here in one of the reddest states.

He's losin' it. Maybe we should give him Murkowski's jet and fly him to Bimini or somewhere.

[northofdenali]

38. Uncle Ted, uncle Ted, you poor delusional bastard -

not even your constituents believe that now, here in one of the reddest states.

He's losin' it. Maybe we should give him Murkowski's jet and fly him to Bimini or somewhere.

Or take away his Hulk tie. But then again, a stroke..........


Hey, uncle Ted,