PHOTO: "Ah'm a tough Ford truck kind of man."

[Bluebear]

"Ah roll mah sleeves up. And cut brush. And wear uniforms."

[lame54]

1. quick - someone release the parking brake!

[madokie]

45. the problem with that premise is he's too fucking dumb to apply it in the first place

that what that p is for, put er in thar an get out to pee so'en I can have another coorS

[Ishoutandscream2]

2. Oh, brother

This 46 year old, born and bred Texan just has to shake his head. The man is a caricature.

[zabet]

3. That is just bad...

bad publicity for Ford.

[Cleita]

4. Get that man a horse!

Uh, er, he's afraid of horses. :rofl:

[Sanity Claws]

6. Get that man a girdle!!

Look at the belly.
Is he afraid of girdles too?

[Ishoutandscream2]

7. I'd be a hypocrite to make fun of his weight

But he does seem a bit chubbier, doesn't he? Maybe it's the clown outfit he has on.

[Lisa]

53. I think it's fair game ...

I'd be the first to admit that I'm not going around with 2% body fat, but I doubt that either of us brags to visiting heads of state about our running times -- or bullies our employees if they don't want to work out (or rather, jog around in hundred-degree weather while we yell at them from an air-conditioned vehicle).

As far as I'm concerned, all we'd be doing is pointing out a case of false advertising!

[Cleita]

31. Either that or cut down on the beer.

What happened to all the bicycle riding that was supposed to keep him in shape?

[DS1]

5. There's enough rock in that picture to make it a Chevy commercial

[tomreedtoon]

19. By "rock" do you mean "crack cocaine?"

I thought he used the high-priced blow.

Also, I don't think that's a crack pipe in his jeans, I think he's just glad to see the photographer. :)

[DS1]

25. it's a term for idiot

[TomInTib]

8. So what the hell is the purpose of the cow grille?

They took the cows off the place years ago.

What a fucking fake.

[Ishoutandscream2]

10. No fucking kidding!

He's trying to live up to the stereotype. That's our George.

[Bucky]

13. Give Dubya a fighting chance in case it comes down to duelin' fenders with Laura

She's still got the edge in experience.

[TomInTib]

15. Experience and lethality.

Once a dog has tasted chicken...

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

18. wait a minute..

whats wrong with having an cow grille on your truck?

[TomInTib]

20. Nothing wrong with having one on your truck.

If you have cows, that is.

Otherwise it is a fuel-wasting affectation.

Hell, his place doesn't even have bump-gates (because it ain't a real ranch).

Oh, well, what should we expect from a guy who would stuff the crotch of his flightsuit and prance around with the harness fastened.

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

21. really?

are you saying an Ford 3/4 ton truck (or a truck that size) that gets....say...10 MPG..will save how much gas if it is taken off?

[Bluebear]

28. he is saying it, like everything else about this man, is a PROP.

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

36. I know..long day

[originalpckelly]

9. Kennebunkport Cowboy strollin'.

[Maine-ah]

23. Connecticut Cowboy.

He's not from Maine.

[Bucky]

11. Mom jeans

don't make him a PILF

[Skidmore]

12. All that's missing is the fake bull balls for the back fender...

to add to all the other fakery present in that photo.

[Richard Steele]

33. Found 'em:

[jaysunb]

14. I'm thinking, "Brokeback Mountain"

when I saw this. :rofl:

[SammyWinstonJack]

26. ...

:evilgrin:

[AlCzervik]

16. hmm, guess he's not hacking away at brush anymore.

[Hieronymus]

17. No doubt, Tweety added this photo to his porn stash.

[baldguy]

22. Fords rust like hell

He'd know that if he came from a state with real weather.

[graywarrior]

24. He's as wide as the front end of a Ford truck.

I thought he rode a bike for exercise.

[hootinholler]

27. Stay back! I need to pee!

I mean look at his posture! He's doin the potty dance!

-Hoot

[Benhurst]

29. He looks like a malevolent Teletubbie.

[WinkyDink]

30. Nice blouse!

[SoCalDem]

32. Not HIS truck.. He "uses" his neighbor's truck

when he's "at home"

[stevedeshazer]

34. Small dick

Big tool shed.

Pansy wave.

He really shouldn't wear a white shirt without a jacket to hide his gut.

[Carolina]

35. BIG truck to compensate for a small

A)brain
B)penis
C)both
D)all of the above

[Naturyl]

37. "Stand back, Dick, I don't know how to drive it!"

[MisterP]

38. the squint says John Wayne, but the legs say Betty Boop

the posture says Torgo

[Bluebear]

40. ....

:spray:

[Naturyl]

39. "See you next week, Laura..."

I'm on my way up to Brokeback Mountain for a "fishing trip" with Mann Coulter.

[Swamp Rat]

41. Here ya go:

:D

[Benhurst]

44. The perfect outfit to show off his beer gut and

wide, childbearing hips.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

42. He then proceeded to make sure the tires had enough oil in them.

Vroom vroom.

[MindPilot]

43. Am I missing something or does his "ranch truck" not even have

Texas plates?

[bridgit]

46. a prissy guy for a prissy truck, there's not a speck of mud or dirt on either one...

[rAVES]

47. I undersestimated the man.. He IS hard afterall.. look at that truck!

gods... 4 more years! 4 more years!! c'mon guys!! 4 more years!!! no? anybody? he's a hard grafter kinda guy!
shoots from the hip! works the land! belt buckle and all.. wow... 4 more years!!!

:sarcasm: <----needed? dunno :p

[riverdeep]

48. A pic worthy of Chris Mathews' drool. n/t

[Apollo11]

49. FYI John Edwards posed on the back of a pick-up truck.

Don't know if you saw this photo session he did for Men's Vogue magazine.

I remember someone posted the picture here without all the text on top.

Then you can see more clearly he is perched on the back of a white pick-up.

[Bluebear]

51. Great, he looks perfectly natural there, not like a Barker's Beauty modeling by a refrigerator

[JI7]

50. he looks disproportionally big and wide on the top half

probably drinking more than usual and has a beer gut.

his head also looks really small.

[symbolman]

52. "Moron Accomplished"

love the "wide, child bearing hips" and other great snarks, some hilarious stuff in this thread ...

I just wanted to post, "Looka me! I'm a tubbo!" but we're PC'ing the English language out of commission.. Don't want to insult a single one of 330 million americans while they're all being happily bullshitted into eating vast helpings of sugar and fat.. :)