Thoughts on this idea re: Anna Nicole I heard yesterday -

[Coexist]

When I first heard this, I was repulsed, but this morning it seems to make sense - tell me your opinion please.

Sorry if it is too gross this early in the morning.

The theory is that Anna Nicole's baby is her son's child. That he killed himself after she was born because Anna Nicole told him then.

Then she killed herself on the day she was supposed to submit to a blood test to determine paternity because she couldn't live with it.

All of her friends come forth to claim paternity to cloud the issue to protect her memory.

Sorry for another ANS thread, but I can't stop thinking about this.

[CBGLuthier]

1. The only way this could make sense in the morning

Was if one were to get high first thing in the morning.

But like any good whacko theory the most implausible thing must be true because it is the only thing that makes sense.

And please, stop thinking about this. :-)

[peekaloo]

2. An Orlando talk show DJ threw this theory at his listeners the day she died.

It's not so crazy, imo.

Poor woman was surrounded by a lot of leeches.

[Az]

3. Please please stop thinking about it

You did not know this woman. She was not part of your life. The things you did know about her were a creation of the media circus that created the pressure that killed her. You are just continuing the dark macabre circus that is searching for a new train wreck to obsess on until it dies.

[bullimiami]

4. geez. i could have never thought of that possibility. that wouldnt be good.

its all just pretty sad and pitiful no matter who the father.
they could have all lived out their lives in comfort.
she was a mess and needed help but she was surrounded by blood suckers.

[hang a left]

5. My gut feeling is that when the truth is found

ANS was murdered.

[bleedingheart]

6. I suspected it after her son died

well before she died.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

7. YIKES!

[blogslut]

8. Smells like bullshit to me

n/t

[TNOE]

11. Yep, it do smell

I don't THINK so. Since I was snowed in for 2 days - I watched all things Anna Nicole.

I have ALWAYS thought that Howard Stern was the one who gave Daniel the Methodone - which is what killed him. I believe Anna's baby is the prior boyfriend - Larry Burkhart's and he's been fighting to find that out from the get go. I think Howard intentionally moved Anna to the Bahama's so that paternity couldn't be established - his intent was to just keep fighting it until the child was older than he would have fought that it would not be in the best interest of the child to be ripped away from the home its known for.... however long. Howard put his name on the birth certificate. And I think he was probably BEGGING Anna Nicole to marry him, but all he could get her to do was a "commitment ceremony" - which he probably HOPED would lead people to believe he was the husband. According to many people, but mostly her best friend, Howard kept her drugged up & sedated so he could control all things Anna - and I totally believe that.

I'm betting Larry Burkhart is the father.

[SammyWinstonJack]

9. That's a sick thought!

[theboss]

10. Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown

My personal theory is that Howard K. Stern is the father and now has a direct link to the millions of dollars Anna Nicole was set to inherit.

Though...I do like the Law and Order: SVU angle you just came up with. Well done.

[GreenPartyVoter]

12. My money is on Stern too. I watched her TV show. I never got a sense that

he truly respected her, let alone loved her.

[WinkyDink]

13. That is too vile to give any credence to, whatsoever.