Dennis vs Cheney 1 Samuel 17 An old story updated

[Botany]

This is the account of the battle between Dennis and Cheney given in 1 Samuel, chapter 17:<1>

America and the liberals are facing the Neo-Cons in power. Each day Cheney, the champion of Fox News, comes out between the lines and challenges the liberals to send out their own champion to decide the outcome in single combat, but Nancy Pelosi and all the Democrats are afraid. Dennis is present, bringing food for his older brothers. He hears Cheney and hears also that DU has promised to reward any man who will defeat the Neo-Con champion, and is not afraid. Liberals hears of Dennis' words and sends for him, and Dennis offers to fight the evil of the unelected. Hoyer listens and then offers to help Dennis run away, which Dennis declines in favour of his sling and five stones which he takes from the brook in Rock Creek Park.

Dennis and Cheney confront each other, Cheney with his media slaves, Dennis with his staff and sling. "And the Neo-con cursed Dennis and the liberals", but Dennis replies: "This day the LORD will deliver you into my hand, and I will strike you down, and cut off your head; and I will give the dead bodies of the host of the Neo-cons this day to the birds of the air and to the wild beasts of the earth; that all the earth may know that there is a God of justice, and that all this assembly may know that Yahweh saves not with sword and spear; for the battle is Yahweh's, and he will give you into our hand. And so Dick Cheney, as we say in Cleveland your ass is mine."

Dennis then strikes Cheney with a stone from his sling, and the Neo-con falls on his face to the ground. Dennis seizes the mic of a controlled and lazy media and says this is the man who got us into Iraq so he and his wealthy friends could make even more money. The Neo-cons flee and are pursued by the Liberals "as far as Florida and the state of Ohio".

Dennis then goes back home to his reward provided him by a just and liberal God.



Have you called John Conyers today?

[glowing]

1. LUV IT!!!!!!

That is so cute. Send it on to Dennis, he'd get a kick out of it.

[Botany]

2. Glad you liked it.

Cut and paste with my eMac is easy. I edited out the cutting his head
off part ... :rofl:

[glowing]

3. The story certainly fits.. Cheney the big massive goliath giant ass

and Dennis just a quaint, determined soul. Works well...

[RevCheesehead]

4. I only have one question:

Why did Dennis marry Goliath's sister?

:hi: