I cannot call for 738-658-8466.

[originalpckelly]

But I'm going to call for it anyway.
They can come haul my ass away.
I'd rather take that any day.
Than continue to live in tyranny.

738-658-8466 is coming.
There is nothing that can be done now.
We live in a nation where the next expose book...
will be titled All The President's Torturers.

The day they started torturing guilty or innocent people...
the day they lied us into a fucking false war...
the day they spied on us, like the criminals they are...
that was the day 738-658-8466 became inevitable.

Dial 738-658-8466 for freedom.
"If you would like to call 738-658-8466,
please hang up the phone and try again."
"Operator 738-658-8466 please."

"I'm sorry sir, but 738-658-8466 doesn't appear to be answering.
Would you like me to place the call again later?"
"The number 738-658-8466 cannot be completed as dialed."
"The number 738-658-8466 is no longer in service."

[ThatsMyBarack]

1. Nice poem!

Dare I ask: Whose # is this?

[originalpckelly]

2. Some lucky citizen of Ottawa...

it won't dial right without the 1 though, unless you live inside the 738 area code.

[originalpckelly]

5. Actually, strike that, it's reserved for that area...

it's not actually in service.

[Ian David]

3. I believe the number belongs to Craig Shergold. He wants Get Well Soon cards. n/t

[originalpckelly]

4. He needs to send one of those 35 million cards he got to Lady Liberty...

she's in a bad way as I understand it.