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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 10:14 AM
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Jonah Goldberg: "Fakery for Me, Not for Thee?". Unintentional irony alert.
Johan Goldberg is a well known rightwing twit. He tends to allow his fingers to click out whatever drivel passes through his warped mind. Even recognizing his deficiencies, this article is truly exceptional:

Fakery for Me, Not for Thee?

By Jonah Goldberg

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

"Pat Philbin, the man who staged a fake FEMA news conference on the California wildfires last week, has lost his promotion because of the event, which begs the question: What does it actually take to get fired from FEMA?" That was the lead story on the latest installment of "Weekend Update," the faux news broadcast on "Saturday Night Live."

Something bothered me about this, and not just Amy Poehler's misuse of the phrase "begs the question." Nor was it the idea that FEMA's staged news conference was scandalous simply because reporters, listening by phone, weren't able to ask questions while FEMA bureaucrats lobbed "fake" questions. There's no such thing as fake questions, after all, only fake answers. Was FEMA's fabrication any more fraudulent than, say, press releases written like real news stories? Video "newsitorials" edited for easy rebroadcast by local news stations?

Consider the irony: Poehler was co-anchoring a fake news broadcast denouncing a fake news conference. All the while, the guest host of "Saturday Night Live" was NBC's real news anchor, Brian Williams.

Or take Stephen Colbert, host of a fake cable news show, "The Colbert Report," itself a spinoff from the fake newscast "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart." Colbert was recently a guest on "Meet the Press" - the Thunderdome of real news - as he was trying to mount a bogus campaign for president (abandoned Monday). Colbert stayed in character. So did Tim Russert, grilling Colbert as if he were a real candidate, of sorts.

The exchange vexed Ana Marie Cox, Washington editor of Time.com, who rightly ridiculed the stunt as "painfully so-ironic-it-was-unironic." Cox has a good ear for such things: Her own meteoric rise started with her tenure as the founding Wonkette blogger, where she mocked newsmakers the way robots mocked bad movies on "Mystery Science Theater 3000." Cox sized up the Colbert-Russert show as cringe-worthy - bad journalism because it was bad entertainment.

Williams fared better at "Saturday Night Live," successfully showing off his lighter side. But, as with Russert's stunt, it was another naked attempt by NBC to lure younger viewers back to real news. Indeed, while the network news broadcasts are sustained by the consumers of denture cream, adult diapers and pharmacological marital aides, it's "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report" that have a grip on the hip, iPhone crowd. And plenty of those younger viewers seem to believe that they can deduce what's going on in the real world from jokes on a fake newscast. It's no longer funny because it's true. It's true because it's funny.

Now that's begging the question.

The problem of parsing fact from fiction, news from entertainment, has been inherent to broadcast journalism from the beginning. Radio newsman Walter Winchell got his start in vaudeville. But in the modern era, I blame "Murphy Brown," the show about a fictional TV newswoman who talked about real newsmakers as if they were characters on her sitcom. When Brown had a baby out of wedlock, Vice President Dan Quayle criticized the writers of the show. Liberals then reacted as though Quayle had insulted a real person - and so did the fictional Brown, whining about how she'd been personally attacked. Ever since, journalists and politicians have been playing themselves in movies and TV series, perhaps trying to disprove the cliche that Washington is Hollywood for ugly people.

TV news is, and always has been, the shallowest branch of journalism. This is why TV journalism in particular operates like a trade guild - not because it's so hard to do but because it's so easy. (The Brits call their anchors "news readers" for a reason.) For instance, in 2000, Sam Donaldson led a successful internal revolt over a plan to have Leonardo DiCaprio interview President Clinton for ABC News. The essence of the complaint was that viewers wouldn't be able to tell the difference between DiCaprio and a "real" TV reporter. Let's face it, that's true. Even DiCaprio can read questions off an index card or teleprompter.

"Yes, it's a changed business," Donaldson said at the time, "and we ought to recognize that. But we also all have to recognize that we have to do things according to the standards that will help us retain our credibility."

I think Donaldson was right, but I also don't mind that TV news is trying to be relevant to viewers not on the AARP's mailing list. What I do find dismaying is that "relevance" is literally coming at the expense of reality.

http://www.townhall.com/columnists/JonahGoldberg/2007/11/07/fakery_for_me,_not_for_thee

I hardly know where to begin to address this poorly researched, inadequately considered silliness. So, just the highlights:

  • Fake news is fake news. Whether it's SNL's Weekend Update or the Colbert Report, it's fake. To compare The Daily Show to the FEMA farse is truly twisted.
  • Numerous polls have demonstrated that Daily Show viewers use the show as a supplement to the news, not as a news replacement.
  • Can you believe that Goldberg is still defensive about the Quayle/Murphy Brown incident? Isn't he cute when he's snippy?
  • Goldberg and his gang of knuckledragging Bushbots are still stinging from Colbert's invasion of the Correspondents Dinner. So sad.

I'm a bit surprised that Goldberg isn't still really angry about Pat Paulsen's run for President. Oh ... I think I know why -- Paulsen's muse, President "Johnston", was a Democrat. Jonah, Jonah, Jonah. So predictable. So transparent.

(btw -- Why do you suppose that Goldberg ignored Fox's faux news "comedy" failure? Or Fox's 24-hour fake news? As if ...)
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Bitwit1234 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 10:36 AM
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1. I can add one thing
Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and Saturday Night Live...DO NOT TELL PEOPLE THEY ARE A NEWS CAST. They say they are a comedy show.

The FEMA press conference posed as, and told people they were a press conference. Supposedly true....

Can anybody tell the difference. I can.
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 11:04 AM
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2. Your point is well taken. The difference is not subtle yet it is critical.
duh.

His dredging up of the Murphy Brown dust-up when Quayle decided to condemn the show capsulizes Goldberg's tiny vision on the subject. Murphy Brown was wildly popular, but Quayle decided to take on the show over the lead character deciding to keep a child "conceived out of wedlock." Quayle attacked the show as representative of problems with society (translation: liberals) at the time. Those who countered Quayle were not defending Murphy Brown as if she had come to life and walked out of the television, but they were offended by Quayle's broad condemnation.

Hell's bells, even Quayle understood that. Is Goldberg really dumber than Dan Quayle? Apparently so. Wouldn't it be fun to see Quayle, Goldberg, and Sean Hannity on the same Quiz Bowl team? Boundless stupidity.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 01:22 PM
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16. Yeah, the brilliant Mr. Goldbeg misses that -TINY- distinction.
Of course, being a serial prevaricator and known LIAR,
it's really in his best interest to NOT notice that,
wouldn't you say?

If I was a suspicious man, I'd suspect he was being a
bit disingenous there...if I was a suspicious man. :)
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 11:26 AM
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3. This from a guy who'd have no career if it weren't for mommy.
Edited on Wed Nov-07-07 11:26 AM by blondeatlast
OTOH, who better to know fake news than the son of Lucianne Goldberg? Talking points directly from the HF Press Room--it's just that instead of e-mail, he gets them hand-delivered. Probably by his mommy. Probably at lunch.
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 11:31 AM
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5. Can you send messages through an umbilical cord?
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 11:33 AM
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7. I think they're UmFi'd...
:rofl:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 11:30 AM
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4. Jonah "is trying to be relevant to viewers not on the AARP's mailing list"...
and he's just not making the cut :nopity:
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 11:32 AM
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6. He could try appealing to O'Reilly's fan base -- those who've been with AARP 15+ years.
For O'Reilly, it's geezer central.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 11:44 AM
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8. i've seen clips of Goldberg tooling round DC/NYC in his car decked out...
nearly like a police cruiser with IT equipment for 'communicating' and open laptops for those snap inspirations he receives from his publisher/mom cause you know...he's just so damn important cause his mom told him so; the turn off for me among many were the cargo shorts, 1/2 drunk coffee cups, and rumbled demeanor as though he was actually escaping an army of zombies for weeks
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 11:47 AM
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9. Hm. Actually that makes a great deal of sense.
I'm sure he sees his battle against the liberals as his life calling.
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 11:48 AM
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10. Is there a more useless sack of flesh than Jonah Goldberg?
One that doesn't reside at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington D.C., anyway?
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:20 PM
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11. Well....
Edited on Wed Nov-07-07 12:21 PM by Buzz Clik
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:22 PM
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12. jonah = tool
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:23 PM
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13. 2nd article that I have seen written by Goldberg here on DU recently......
and that tells me a whole lot more about DU than I care to know. :(
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 12:33 PM
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14. I'm not sure what sort of insight you think it gives you, but for me...
... our local rag carries his column, and avoiding his bullshit is impossible.

Goldberg's columns are generally the pedestrian "liberals suck" tripe. However, this one is particularly amusing and shows even less depth than usual.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-07-07 01:16 PM
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15. Jonah IS fakery on a stick.
Ignore him, but understand that he represents the terminal stage of crony capitalism.
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