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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 04:53 PM Original message |
So anyway, I was waterboarding one of my kids today |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 04:57 PM Response to Original message |
1. i was gonna slap my kid for cussing, but i was told i have to taser them for cussing |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 04:58 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Don't let em find out my wife whips me with a cat O nine tails |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 04:59 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. yup n/t |
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orleans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 03:16 PM Response to Reply #2 |
97. i just had my daughter renditioned for not cleaning up her room |
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C_U_L8R (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 05:07 PM Response to Reply #1 |
13. my bro tased me |
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Dr.Phool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 08:52 AM Response to Reply #1 |
70. I just sent this thread to my wife, who works for Child Services. |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 09:52 AM Response to Reply #70 |
75. funny. hmmmm |
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Dr.Phool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 11:44 AM Response to Reply #75 |
83. She's just a receptionist. |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 11:48 AM Response to Reply #83 |
86. ahhhh. that is cool. i really should |
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proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 04:59 PM Response to Original message |
3. What size board did you use? |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 04:59 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. I use a surf board |
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proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 05:04 PM Response to Reply #5 |
10. Send me one |
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here_is_to_hope (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 09:02 PM Response to Reply #10 |
40. I tried it with a surfboard but...but my child seemed to enjoy it! |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 04:59 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. you are funny too. this is gonna be the thread to show how clever us |
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HCE SuiGeneris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 05:02 PM Response to Reply #3 |
8. In my classroom, I do the waterboarding while taking our "moment for Jesus" |
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proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 05:05 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. Great idea; I will start tomorrow during the pledge |
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Bozita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 05:10 PM Original message |
Suggestion: Waterboard every kid who skips "under god" in the Pledge. |
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proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 07:53 PM Response to Original message |
37. LOL I skip "under God" |
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Bozita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 12:56 AM Response to Reply #37 |
55. I'm betting your classroom is in a blue state. |
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proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 06:53 AM Response to Reply #55 |
68. No it isn't |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 01:49 AM Response to Reply #8 |
59. I Pledge Allegiance, to the Flag, |
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bikebloke (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 11:46 AM Response to Reply #59 |
85. Not to split hairs... |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-06-07 01:49 AM Response to Reply #85 |
101. He he he... m/t |
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donsu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 11:16 AM Response to Reply #8 |
79. good one |
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CoffeeCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 05:17 PM Response to Reply #3 |
18. Save money... |
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DCKit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 10:28 PM Response to Reply #18 |
51. Brilliant! |
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CoffeeCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 01:33 AM Response to Reply #51 |
56. Love that idea! |
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Irishonly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 11:39 AM Response to Reply #3 |
82. Are You Buying It |
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Faygo Kid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 05:00 PM Response to Original message |
7. Yeah, I had to waterboard the Pomeranian today. |
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OzarkDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 06:55 PM Response to Reply #7 |
34. Awwww |
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 10:08 PM Response to Reply #7 |
45. aaaahhhhhh.... so sweet... and add an extra dose for sweetness. |
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Dr.Phool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 08:55 AM Response to Reply #7 |
71. I tried to waterboard my 130 pound lab mix. |
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kestrel91316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 04:58 PM Response to Reply #71 |
100. I am considering waterboarding Boochi for being a Desk Pest, |
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Democrats_win (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 05:02 PM Response to Original message |
9. Spare the waterboard, spoil the child. Put the fear of death in them. |
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Gregorian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 05:06 PM Response to Original message |
12. Ha! |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 05:15 PM Response to Reply #12 |
17. No he's getting seven shots on his way to the subway |
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druidity33 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 05:25 PM Response to Reply #12 |
20. yup. we're sure they're there |
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Maat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 10:21 PM Response to Reply #12 |
50. Yeah ... |
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Bolo Boffin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 05:08 PM Response to Original message |
14. k&r! |
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ixion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 05:08 PM Response to Original message |
15. kicked... waterborading for everyone!! |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 05:10 PM Response to Original message |
16. superior. |
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ebayfool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 05:24 PM Response to Original message |
19. Oooooh! I'm gonna tell ... |
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HCE SuiGeneris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 05:29 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. So anyway... |
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cordelia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
22. I'm in Atlanta, and |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 05:33 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. total ban outdoors now. |
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 10:11 PM Response to Reply #22 |
46. OMG |
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Mnemosyne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 04:00 PM Response to Reply #22 |
98. And only for THREE hours! How is anyone |
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Spinzonner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 06:07 PM Response to Original message |
24. Does Wal-Mart have a do-it-yourself kit for Christmas ? |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 06:14 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. Yes, complete with holiday stocking and a animimatronic satan gagging |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 01:54 AM Response to Reply #24 |
60. You mean for the Holiday Season? |
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Lasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 02:07 AM Response to Reply #60 |
61. You mean like this? |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 02:18 AM Response to Reply #61 |
62. No, that's in the musical intrument section |
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kster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 06:15 PM Response to Original message |
26. So what is the preferred method? |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 06:16 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. If it's a girl, you need a barbie board |
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AuntPatsy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 06:19 PM Response to Original message |
28. How sad that I found this so funny, when I then think about those having to endure such |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 06:21 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. Tis sad indeed my friend |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 06:31 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. we know. and we talk about them continually and endlessly. |
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AuntPatsy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 06:42 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. I know I understand and believe its a valid way to get the point across. |
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kster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 08:55 PM Response to Reply #31 |
39. I agree with you, not about this thread, but about |
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AuntPatsy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 10:02 PM Response to Reply #39 |
43. I agree with you one hundred percent its all a game and we are nothing but checker pieces as someone |
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 10:15 PM Response to Reply #31 |
48. Light'en up Aunt Patsy. |
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madeline_con (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 06:53 PM Response to Reply #30 |
33. It's a defense mechanism humans use |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 09:48 AM Response to Reply #33 |
74. Yup. |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 06:51 PM Response to Original message |
32. I'm confused. Do you taze before or after waterboarding? |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 06:56 PM Response to Reply #32 |
35. I taze while waterboarding |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 07:09 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. ba hahahahah, i knew it. i couldnt get to it fast enough |
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 10:16 PM Response to Reply #35 |
49. And roast weenies too? |
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Mnemosyne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 04:03 PM Response to Reply #35 |
99. That is |
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spanone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 07:55 PM Response to Original message |
38. that's funny, i was waterboarding my great grandmother when i read this! Bwahahahaa |
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Contrary1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 09:18 PM Response to Reply #38 |
42. When waterboarding elderly relatives... |
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CoffeeCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 01:43 AM Response to Reply #38 |
57. If the family that prays together... |
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spanone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 11:17 AM Response to Reply #57 |
80. she gave up a lot of family secrets....so it is effective.... |
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CoffeeCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 01:04 PM Response to Reply #80 |
94. Hmmmm.... |
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CTLawGuy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 09:07 PM Response to Original message |
41. haha great post |
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NanceGreggs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 10:03 PM Response to Original message |
44. I'm too lazy to waterboard ... |
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Quixote1818 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 10:14 PM Response to Original message |
47. OMFG!!! This is the funniest post I have seen on DU EVER!!!! |
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tyedyeto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 10:32 PM Response to Original message |
52. Damn.... I never had that option when my kids were young |
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Hissyspit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Nov-04-07 10:33 PM Response to Original message |
53. Recommended for the subject line alone! |
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Stand and Fight (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 12:36 AM Response to Original message |
54. Absolutely positively brilliant analogy! |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 01:46 AM Response to Original message |
58. My first child water boarding was a complete disaster |
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eppur_se_muova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 02:24 AM Response to Original message |
63. They BOTH confessed? Well, that just proves it works! |
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upi402 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 02:26 AM Response to Original message |
64. oooh, Unca Dick! You gonna BURN for this Unca Dick! |
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Ghost in the Machine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 02:36 AM Response to Original message |
65. K&R... too freakin' funny, dude! |
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NuttyFluffers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 05:56 AM Response to Original message |
66. honestly, the nerve of some people. it's like yoga or stress positions: who's to say? |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 06:04 AM Response to Original message |
67. Wanna' really torture the kids into submission ASAP? |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 09:55 AM Response to Reply #67 |
76. especially if they are texan, intellectual boys.... |
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Roland99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 08:44 AM Response to Original message |
69. I bet it's equally effective on the elderly. Think of the changes you can get made to wills!! |
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SIMPLYB1980 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 09:01 AM Response to Original message |
72. LOL!!! |
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Dr.Phool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 09:05 AM Response to Original message |
73. It all makes perfect sense now. |
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CrispyQ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 10:13 AM Response to Original message |
77. I'd type this up & send to the local paper's editorial section. |
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FourScore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 10:37 AM Response to Original message |
78. Love this. |
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lame54 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 11:29 AM Response to Original message |
81. I waterboard myself to remember... |
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panzerfaust (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 11:44 AM Response to Original message |
84. We (The USA) convicted Japanese Officers for waterboarding POWs |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 11:49 AM Response to Reply #84 |
87. ya, but we do it without torturing them. |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 11:53 AM Response to Original message |
88. I have no kids |
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L. Coyote (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 11:55 AM Response to Original message |
89. "USA Torture Day" A MASS waterboarding protest organized nationally for the Mukasey vote? ?? |
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JNelson6563 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 11:56 AM Response to Original message |
90. lol |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
91. Didn't they compare Waterboarding to swimming lessons the other day? |
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El Fuego (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 12:36 PM Response to Original message |
92. We need waterboarding in the schools! |
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Kokonoe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 12:59 PM Response to Original message |
93. Water boarding? What's that. |
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Bread and Circus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
95. very, very funny about a sad, sad thing the govt. is doing in our name |
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tomreedtoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Nov-05-07 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
96. The American Federation of Teachers wants YOU! |
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Dark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-06-07 02:40 AM Response to Original message |
102. This thread is sick!!! You all should be waterboarded!!! |
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piesRsquare (960 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-06-07 02:48 AM Response to Original message |
103. We need a waterboarding smilie n/t |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-06-07 11:53 AM Response to Reply #103 |
104. here it is: |
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