If you're new to DU, it's best to learn the vocabulary, or someone might think you're a moran.

[LuckyLib]

Seriesly, this is hugh! Keep from casting asparagus without attribution to source, and . . . have I forgotten anything?

[karlrschneider]

1. Don't be stocking anybody!

:rofl:

[Taxloss]

2. There is a DU glossary.

Here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_oet&address=358x190

It's in the ill-named "Research Forum" which should really be called, in six-inch flashing letters, "The Huge Vast Depository Of Fascinating And Useful Stuff Which Everyone Should Look At More".

[Redroach]

3. If you don't know the lingo....

You could be "screwn".

:yourock:

[Sal Minella]

4. They'res there the usual confusion of they're their, and reeking havoc.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

5. Oh, "attribution to source", be still my heart...

My personal favorite, although casting asparagus is touchingly beautiful as well.:loveya: MKJ

[TwilightZone]

6. "Casting asparagus" is one of the unintentionally funniest things I've ever read.

It never ceases to make me laugh.

[Horse with no Name]

7. Don't get screwn!11!!!!

[William769]

8. Also use spell check.

:evilgrin:

[achtung_circus]

9. By posting this

you demonstrate you have no morels, you looser.:rofl: