If Bush bared his behind, and told all Congresspeople to *literally* kiss his arse, who'd be first

[raccoon]

to do it?

[Solly Mack]

1. Talk about a bum rush

teehee...I slay me

[gaiilonfong]

4. Nancy(ABJECT FAILURE) Pelosi would be in line that is for sure

But LIEberman will get there early to be the FIRST to do it!

[Horse with no Name]

5. Lieberman wouldn't have to rush to get their early

his head is ALREADY firmly implanted up Bush's ass.

[peekaloo]

9. BWAH!

slow down critters , there's enough ass to go 'round.

[bdamomma]

17. Mitch McConnell would be there.

[Orsino]

2. Republicans would be first...

...since Dems wouldn't even have been invited to the meeting at which the plan was developed. There'd be a few Dems, though, who would cut in line, and try to outdo their GOP colleagues through strategic tonguing.

[Ganja Ninja]

3. One side, Joe Lieberman coming through! n/t

[mmonk]

6. My senators Dole and Burr.

[raccoon]

8. And my Senators, Lindsay Graham and Demint would be way up at the front of the line. nt

[mmonk]

12. Maybe they can fight for positioning.

[whistle]

7. Most certainly both Florida Senators Mel "Liver-Lips" Martinez

...and Bill "Pucker-up" Nelson.

[flvegan]

10. Knowing our congress, they'd first have to have a motion on the floor

to discuss amending some decent bill with a few billion bucks worth of pork as well as the Bush Derriere Smooch Resolution. Then, a 5 person committee would be appointed to get the highest, most inefficient bid on said BDSR, then decide to give it to Blackwater anyway. At that point, a vote would be taken on "to smooch or not to smooch, yay or nay" with the vote overwhelmingly on the "yay" side. Obama and Hillary would abstain (actually, they're too busy campaigning to take a vote for their actual job).

Kucinich would be the sole voice of reason in the House, but everyone would still ignore his "Impeach before pucker" Amendment.

Gradually, one by one in an orderly line, they'd all get up and hickey that bastard's heiney raw.

[peekaloo]

11. Lines would form for the left and right cheeks but man those centrists would get

the first crack at it.

[malaise]

13. Lieberman n/t

[LeftishBrit]

14. Tony Blair would undoubtedly jump the queue ahead of ALL Congress members!

[TheCowsCameHome]

15. Hannity, O'Lielly, and Limbaugh would have to squeeze out first.

[Arkham House]

16. Dare I mention Larry Craig...?