Mistah KURTZ out-Tweeties Tweety in hawking his new book

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A couple of weeks ago, Tweety had his wife Kathleen ("my queen") "interview" him over his latest pissant "book." To her credit, she said to him, "This is a CARTOON of what a real book interview is supposed to be."

Didja think it couldn't get worse? Well, Mistah KURTZ started off his carnival this A.M. with a panel of reporters interviewing him on his own show about his book.

Didja think this was raising the bet enough? Wrong. He then proceeded at the end to interview HIMSELF!!1 Something with a "live" him interviewing a taped "him" dressed in a pullover, like a "cool kid."

Howie desperately wants to be "cool" and kisses up after STEWERT and COLBERT endlessly.