War on Aliens

[lonestarnot]

Email from John Gideon Daily Voting News

Legal aliens living in Maricopa Co Arizona are being targeted by an
insidious fraud. Unscrupulous people are picking people with Hispanic
surnames from the phone book, calling them or visiting them and asking
if they wish to become citizens. They then tell them, falsely, that they
must register to vote as a part of the citizenship process. The voter
registration form is then filled out, either with help from the alien or
by the person. When turned in the registrations are denied. When the
alien files for citizenship they are asked if they have ever attempted
to register to vote. Citizenship is denied because the attempt to
register is a felony.

[Toots]

1. Conservatives are many things but stupid is not one of them.

The Crack Cocaine epidemic is another shining example...

[fasttense]

2. I, for one, am glad we finally declared war on those aliens.

They have been abducting and probing people at random, playing chicken with their space crafts in our skies and hovering ominously over Mexico. They should be forced to land and work as waiters in overpriced restaurants for $1 an hour like the good human aliens. Better yet, give them HB1 visas and send them off to work for Bill Gates making half the standard wage while working under slave conditions. That will teach those aliens not to leave their planet. Those aliens must be made to conform.

[undeterred]

4. They left me with mysterious holes in my ears and a tatoo on my back

and my mother never believed my story that the aliens did it.

[bananas]

3. I'm always amazed that people can be so mean-spirited.

[lonestarnot]

5. Ripping citizenship from under these people with this tactic should be prosecuted and immunity from

barring of citizenship should be granted to any who have been dupped.