If I were a conservative, my day today would have been much different

[The Straight Story]

Today was mostly, 'one of those days'. One where my wife has been really ill, throwing up, and weak.

Today I did the dishes, took my daughter to school, picked her up and talked to a lady in the office about more volunteer work, went to the grocery store and got what I could with my unemployment check, took out the trash, watched my daughter and her friend play, tended to dinner (which my wife put on to cook and seasoned very well), fed the family, cleaned up, helped my daughter with her homework, got her a shower, teeth brushed, read her a story, made iced tea for the wife, fed the dogs and evil the cat, and a few other things off and on I probably failed to mention.

-- How my day would have gone had I been a conservative --

I would have berated my wife for not doing more and being stronger, I would have bitched at her for her youth from 18-35 before she was diagnosed with Parkinson's for not having worked harder doing those years and saving more so that she could now afford better care. I would have beat up on myself for the same and bitched about myself being unemployed and felt so bad about it I would not have been able to function. I would have blamed all the illegals in my hood for taking my job even though what most of them here do is totally different than the line of work I was in.

I would have bitched at the people at school because 94% of the kids there are of Mexican descent, and I would have told them no way in hell was I going to volunteer there anymore because I was already suffering from the burden illegals put on our schools and I have done enough already.

I would have told my wife it was her place to do the dishes, fix all of dinner, and take care of my daughter. And if she said she was too ill to do so I would have went back to my earlier point that before she met me she should have saved enough up to hire someone when she was better to do it all.

I would have been asshole today had I been a conservative....

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1. Silly librul, you forgot: It can't happen to a conservative.

Jesus and Bush and America and ... something else, maybe guns, keep all health maladies at bay.