The "Clearance" section of Bill O'Reilly's Web Site: Why, this merchandise isn't CRAP at all!
Amerigo Vespucci
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Sun Oct-07-07 07:06 PM
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The "Clearance" section of Bill O'Reilly's Web Site: Why, this merchandise isn't CRAP at all!
OK, you got me. I made the last one up. But the REST are legit! No link equals no free publicity for the Falafel King. :evilgrin:
The Spin Stops Here
Men's Hooded Sweatshirt
SALE: $24.95
No Spin
Men's Hooded Sweatshirt
SALE: $24.95
The Bill O'Reilly
Jigsaw Puzzle
$14.95
CLEARANCE: $4.95
The Spin Stops Here
Fleece Blanket
$34.95
CLEARANCE: $17.95
No Spin
Canvas Tote Bag
$44.95
CLEARANCE: $24.95
Culture Warrior
Doormat
$39.95
CLEARANCE: $17.95
"No Spin Zone" Falafel
$4.95
CLEARANCE: $4.94
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Sun Oct-07-07 07:12 PM
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1. Mein Kampf free with every purchase.
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Sun Oct-07-07 07:14 PM
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2. What do you think the average age is of the person who buys and assembles the Bill O'Reilly puzzle?
I'd set the over/under at around 79. And I'd bet the over.
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Sun Oct-07-07 07:16 PM
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4. Yeah, but it kills the monotony between bingo games.
:rofl:
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Sun Oct-07-07 07:30 PM
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6. I know people in their 30s who do jigsaw puzzles and
might even do the O'Reilly one since it's cheap and could be mounted as a dart board. Maybe a spinning dart board? :evilgrin: Get your O'Reilly dart boards before they run out! Only $4.95!
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Sun Oct-07-07 07:16 PM
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3. I kinda like the "Culture Warrior" doormat ...
... being as people would be wiping their muddy shoes on and all.
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Sun Oct-07-07 07:26 PM
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5. I ate a Feelawful once
And right on cue an hour after I Felt Awfull? So Never again Probably was the lamb I don't do mutton
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Sun Oct-07-07 07:35 PM
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7. Of Course it's a FLEECE Blanket!!
Too good to be true :rofl:
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