After reading this post from Skinner:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x3003522About Pudding Media supplying free VOIP by monitoring your phone calls and having targeted ads show on your PC, I sent it to several friends of mine at work. One of them came up with this imaginative possible scenario:
Operator: "Thank you for calling 911, brought to you by Outback Steakhouse. Be sure to drop by and try our new Southwest Ranch-rub Ribs, a Bloomin' Onion, and a pint of one of our fine imported brews. Outback Steakhouse - No rules, Just right. What is your emergency?"
Caller: "Yes, my name is Timmy Adams and I think my mother has overdosed on Tylenol. She's not breathi---"
Operator: "Is headache pain interfering with your busy life? Try the new Bayer - Advanced Headache Relief Formula. It's specially designed to deal with headaches faster than Tylenol or Advil. Don't let your headache take over your day... Take it back with Bayer - Advanced Headache Relief Formula.
Caller: "Are you there?"
Operator: "Yes. Go ahead."
Caller: "My mother... she's not breathing. I tried to wake her up, bu---"
Operator: "Breathe easier today with Nasonex nasal spray. Nasonex provides powerful night and day relief for indoor and outdoor allergy symptoms, including congestion, sneezing, and runny nose. Do what more than 6 million people did last year... Try Nasonex today."
Caller: "..."
Operator: "Is there an emergency?"
Caller: "Never mind, she's dead."
Operator: "Now available on DVD - Shaun of the Dead: Special Extended Edition! Experience the killer comedy that Ebert and Ro---"
Caller: *click*
:rofl:
edit: formatting