There are no Homosexuals in Orlando, Florida!

trumad

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Mon Sep-24-07 01:56 PM
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There are no Homosexuals in Orlando, Florida!

I least I think so... ;-)

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nashville_brook

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Mon Sep-24-07 01:58 PM
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1. there's never one when you need one...

:hi:

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MADem

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Mon Sep-24-07 02:00 PM
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2. Huh? What breaking news story have I missed? nt

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nashville_brook

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Mon Sep-24-07 02:00 PM
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3. no homosexuals in iran

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DeepModem Mom

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Mon Sep-24-07 02:14 PM
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10. When asked about treatment of homosexuals in Iran, Ahmadinajad said there were none.

He was quite adamant in his statement.

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MADem

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Mon Sep-24-07 03:16 PM
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14. Ah, I didn't make the connection!

He's right, though, the evil baaastid--they hang them as soon as they find them!

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Crabby Appleton

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Mon Sep-24-07 04:39 PM
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19. any more.

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Chipper Chat

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Mon Sep-24-07 02:03 PM
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4. No homosexuals in the Castro. It's only a myth.

I think there is one in Indiana. Lives around Bloomington somewhere.

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spinbaby

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Mon Sep-24-07 02:05 PM
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5. They all leave after Gay Days?

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meegbear

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Mon Sep-24-07 02:05 PM
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6. Are you a homo?

Edited on Mon Sep-24-07 02:06 PM by meegbear

There aren't any homos in Texas.

Show your age and tell me where that came from.

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BlueJazz

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Mon Sep-24-07 02:06 PM
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7. Well...geez...trumad....You can't find them at "Billy-Bob's Fighting Redneck Grill"

Have you tried the Fashion Shops or Upscale Furniture Stores?

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slackmaster

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Mon Sep-24-07 02:06 PM
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8. Let's just refer to them as "phenomena"

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Parche

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Mon Sep-24-07 02:10 PM
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9. Just Mickey And Goofy

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

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Mojorabbit

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Mon Sep-24-07 02:25 PM
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11. Then I have

an imposter visiting me from Pittsburgh.

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uberblonde

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Mon Sep-24-07 02:38 PM
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12. they're in St. Pete!

:rofl:

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onethatcares

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Mon Sep-24-07 03:46 PM
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16. probly hanging out at

Georgies Alibi.

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xchrom

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Mon Sep-24-07 02:42 PM
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13. this just in from Gay Central Committee --

when looking over the homosexual agenda -- it does seem that we have forgotten to make recruits -- turn out straight men and women -- in both Orlando and Iran.

that will be remedied as soon as ship out our next round of panini grills and toasters.

on edit: please note if you have toaster coming to you -- the chrome finish has been discontinued.

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onethatcares

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Mon Sep-24-07 03:45 PM
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15. no prostitutes either.

just ask around.

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Hand

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Mon Sep-24-07 03:59 PM
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17. Well-p...

...guess I'll never get my hair cut there, then. :rofl:

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Lorien

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Mon Sep-24-07 04:04 PM
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18. Wow, my neighbor will be surprised!

I guess that having a intimate relationship with another man for the past 15 years was just a regular part of being hetero?

:shrug:

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