How Long Can Dick Last? ---pix--->>>

[Stephanie]

Having clearly consolidated his power in exercising total and complete neo-con control over the Little Chimp, judging by last night's balls-to-the-walls we're-never-leaving Iraq speech, Dick seems free to implement whatever other nefarious schemes he's got up his sleeve (bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran?). But he just had another heart procedure in August and he does not look well. How long can Dick "Five Deferments Four Heart Attacks" Cheney hold onto power? Will our long national nightmare end sooner than we think? These photos from today do not bode well for the Dick. He does not look well at all. Might he be forced to retire soon? And then what?



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Vice President Dick Cheney speaks during a speech at the Gerald R. Ford Museum in Grand Rapids, Mich. on Friday, Sept. 14, 2007. Cheney reiterated the Bush administration's case that progress is being made in Iraq while acknowledging that tough work lies ahead. (AP Photo/Carlos Osorio)

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[BlackVelvet04]

1. I don't know,

did he take his Viagra?

[ewoden]

2. Look at that! The 2--faced asshole casts 3 shadows n/t

[enid602]

8. no shadow

I'm surprised he casts any.

[yardwork]

3. He looks a lot healthier than the chimp.

[Stephanie]

10. look at that last photo - his hair is disappearing

He's definitely deteriorated - just look at these old photos.

[yurbud]

12. if losing your hair means you're near death, I'm closer than him at half his age.

[Stephanie]

13. His hair is thinning suddenly.

His pattern baldness is well established, but now it's suddenly transparent on the sides. It's unusual, especially at his age. Most male pattern baldness hair loss occurs in the 30's.

[yurbud]

21. mine started in puberty and kept going

[AlCzervik]

4. one Whooper away from the big one.

[maxsolomon]

5. he looks fine to me

the blood of iraqi infants serves him well.

[Submariner]

6. He will bail within the next 6 months and Jeb Bush will be the new VP

Hey....after all the shit I've watched AWOL pull off the last 6 years, seeing Jeb get in to spice up the RNC elections would not surprise me one bit.

[TahitiNut]

9. The nightmare scenario ... Cheney resigns, a VP replacement is approved, ...

... the Chimp gets 'martyred,' and the replacement VP is elevated to pResident - and gets the "sympathy vote" in November 2008.

:scared:

[onethatcares]

16. I wouldn't put that past these assholes.

not ever.

[TahitiNut]

7. The westerly winds have brought a disgusting stench to this area.

It's worse than a pulp mill or the shit-burning in 'Nam ... clearly the odor of Cheney and sulphur. The EPA should give a warning to people downwind of that despicable turd.

:puke:

[Virginia Dare]

11. Nothing but ice running through his veins anyway..

but I am reminded of John Riggins in that triumphant Redskins season of 1982. He'd be in traction all week long, then out on the field running his ass off on Sunday.

I'm guessing that's about what they have old Dicky boy doing right about now. After his appearances, he probably goes back to some hospital room and gets hooked up onto all kinds of machines. He hasn't been well for his entire tenure at the White House.

[RL3AO]

14. I think if you have it for more than 4 hours you should call your doctor

...oh, that dick.

[11 Bravo]

15. Damn it! I hate being the second one to show up with a good line!

:toast:

[catmandu57]

17. Evil never dies

or if it does it takes it's dear sweet time, I hoping dick lives a long long time. All the while shitting and pissing himself and having ten heart attacks a day in prison.

[Quantess]

18. How long can satan keep him going?

For as long as he keeps doing satan's bidding.

[Aviation Pro]

19. Hey, Cheeeeeeeney....

...how about a nice 1/2 pound of chopped sirloin, char broiled with a thick slab of Canadian bacon and smoothered with good, old 100% whole American cheese. Here have a side of hagis and you can wash it down with a tall glass of whole milk.

Mmmm, mmm, we call it the cholesteral bomb.

[Megahurtz]

20. He's Having A Breakdown

cause the Nukes have been found. :sarcasm:

Now what's he gonna pull out of his ass....er.......his sleeve?

Must make a guy real nervous when he's been had.

:rofl: