US regarding Bin Laden: "Our best assessment is he's still alive"

[sabra]

http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/COL193452.htm

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Separately, a senior U.S. official said Washington believes bin Laden is somewhere along Afghanistan's shared border with Pakistan.

"Our best assessment is he's still alive and that he's somewhere in the Pakistan-Afghanistan border area," U.S. Deputy Secretary of State John Negroponte told reporters on a visit to Kabul on Tuesday. "Wherever he is, he is hiding."

[Virginia Dare]

1. Wherever he is, he is hiding..

wow, brilliant assessment...I guess that's why we pay him the big bucks..:eyes:

[sabra]

2. 6 years after 9/11 and this the best they have to offer

:crazy:

[Cha]

3. And is he really a living

example of Hair Color For Men?

[youthere]

4. Of course..

Bin Laden has had enough of going to the mosque's singles mixers and getting REJECTED!

[Cha]

5. Yeah, it goes with

his shiny new image..buSHITS bring him out when they want to BoogieMan up the Country. Musta thought it time for a makeover..next we'll be seeing bushit with dark hair and a face lift.

[Virginia Dare]

6. He's a master at disguise..

that's why they can't find him.

[zippy890]

7. Brilliant insight Negroponte: "He's hiding"

Duh. I mean really, why say anything?

[zbdent]

8. What was that, Dumbya? What did you say?

"Deep in my heart I know the man is on the run, if he's alive at all."

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2002/03/20020313-8.html

3/13/2002: Press Conference by the President
The James S. Brady Briefing Room
4:00 P.M. EST

[librechik]

9. just hasn't changed his outfit in 5 years. Cept for the beard.