A new political werewolf film will be in theaters by Christmas.

[saltpoint]

It's about a high-profile Republican figure who by day enjoys a political life, goes to conventions and town meetings, blathers about war and big government on the Sunday talk shows, and so forth.

At night the same figure prowls the garbage-strewn backalleys of the United States, growling, hissing, and slobbering blood and saliva at any living thing unfortunate enough to cross its path.

Who stars in the lead role?

[rurallib]

1. Dick "DICK" Cheney - he's rehearsed his whole life.

[saltpoint]

2. It's true. But if they gave him in the lead, the director would be accused of

type-casting!

[Swamp Rat]

3. CondiLizard

[EFerrari]

5. You nailed it, Swamp Rat!

:shudder:

[patrice]

7. Good one, Swamp Rat!! Or . . .

BAD One! as the case may be . . . . Bad! Really Bad.

I particularly like, or . . . don't! like!, the way you've used those human skulls.

[saltpoint]

8. Good lord, Swamp Rat. That image. I just got up to check the locks on

the house and windows.

Holy god that is Condi in her essence.

[patrice]

15. You know what, Swamp Rat?

That's what she really DOES look like.

[waiting for hope]

4. My apologies to Bucky -

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1776856



That is the face of salivating fool...

[saltpoint]

9. Fred Thompson kind of looks like Betty Ford in that shot.

[waiting for hope]

10. You are funny.......

First real giggle of the day - many thanks OC!

[saltpoint]

12. Just don't tell Betty I said that. She'll come over to my house and

beat the crap out of me. After that last detox, the woman packs a punch.

Howdy, waiting for hope. Awful good to see ya tonight on the DU boards.

[waiting for hope]

16. Howdy right back at ya!

And I would be a bit leary of ole Betty myself....There were times I think she would have cleaned Nixon's clock!

[saltpoint]

19. I wish she had! Of course her husband got a serious promotion because

of Nixon.

I can see where she might have held back!

[patrice]

17. You'd think a rich guy would be able to get teeth that don't

look like dentures.

Or maybe it's just that he's so old that nothing a dentist can do will look like anything except dentures.

[waiting for hope]

18. They are caps - covering up

his razor sharp canines!

[patrice]

21. If we weren't in so much trouble, presidential candidate FT would be

f-----g hilarious. Really!

[waiting for hope]

22. Jon Stewart called

him Frankenberry - now that's f-----g funny! I will never get that image out of my head.

[patrice]

23. That IS good! Perfect!

:rofl:

[undergroundpanther]

6. Cheney isn't noble enough of a canine to be a werewolf

He'll be a tentacled gibbering snaggle toothed misshapen blob the color of week old liposuctioned fat crawling with maggots a strange mindless consuming arrogant screeching yog sothoth minion that eats everything it can grab that lives,sucks it's life out licking it's body dry from the inside out, as it spews filth in it's wake..That's more like how cheney's "soul" if he had one would be like.A werewolf is too good for him.

Ever see werewolf of DC?
See it it's hilarious and prophetic in it's own way.

[saltpoint]

11. True. I'll likely hear from canine admirers world over, and canines themselves

for that matter, for smearing their good name with Republicanism.

[undergroundpanther]

24. My roomie

is a werewolf (fur)And I think he'd be very offended at being compared to Cheney.

Me, I lookalika LeoPantheraTigrisAlaLupusCornu myself..
(Lion panther tiger winged wolf horned hybrid were from who knows where...)

[saltpoint]

25. God I love that art.

Outstanding.

[undergroundpanther]

28. thanks

It's my furry identity. In 2 forms.

Did it myself. Drawings scanned in and enhanced with photoshop.Glad you liked it.

[saltpoint]

29. I had a notion that it was your work. Very, very nice.

[undergroundpanther]

31. left ya a suprise check your inbox..

:)

[saltpoint]

32. ...and I have discovered it, with pleasure. Thank you.

[patrice]

13. They need to re-make The Picture of Dorian Gray

and cast Cheenee as the painting.

[iconoclastic cat]

14. "The Best Little American Werewolf in Texas"? nt

[saltpoint]

20. LOL!!!

[porphyrian]

26. Aren't they all in the same infected pack? - n/t

[saltpoint]

27. LOL! I guess they are. All part of the contagion of hellish fear-mongering

and ignorance, etc.

Your avatar is wonderful.

[porphyrian]

34. Thanks, I made it. - n/t

[Kelly Rupert]

30. I picked Scalia, just because the thought of him, in his robes,

slobbering and hissing down an alley (jowls flapping in the wind) made me laugh.

[saltpoint]

33. Hi, Kelly. Yeah, it kinda fits Scalia a bit too closely, doesn' it... !