Favorite Fred Thompson Nickname

[DemocratSinceBirth]

I'll go first

Ready Freddy...

[Clark2008]

1. Hog Jowls

[AlCzervik]

2. The sloth.

[YOY]

3. Old Folksy

Just wait until he starts making those L&O comparisons on relevant issues to make him sound more 'real 'murican'. He will.

eg:

On Iraq Withdrawl: "Ya' See. Ya' can slap a 'coon's scrotum until the Fourth of July but ya' can't lick a frozen horney toad 'til he pulls out from his mama's cooter."


The 29%ers: "OH! Dangunit! NOW THAT I KIN UN'ERSTIND!"

The rest of the country: "Um...What!?!?!?"

[DemocratSinceBirth]

4. Git Er Done

eom

[Greybnk48]

5. I like "phone it in Fred" which captures his laziness

but whenever I look at him I always think of the Creature from the Black Lagoon. He and the creature share the same mouth and eyes.

[momster]

6. Floppy Fred

That man has more loose skin on his face than a bloodhound...which breed he resembles to a frightening degree. I bet the cartoonists are sharpening their pencils with unmitigated glee.

[radfringe]

7. droopy

[Ganja Ninja]

8. Foghorn. n/t

[DemocratSinceBirth]

9. Ha

[Atman]

10. Another fucking republican actor.

It doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, but hey...neither does "Just another shiny object for the masses."

.

[tanyev]

11. Frederick's of Hollywood.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

12. That Might Catch On

eom

[Libby2]

17. Yep, that is mine too. n/t

[Beausoir]

18. Ding! n/t

[Magleetis]

13. A couple

that popped into my mind.

Dickhead Fred or Dead Fred or The pretender.

[AnneD]

14. How about...

drop dead Fred, after the movie.

[no_hypocrisy]

15. Machine Gun

'cause Fred's SUCH a pistol . . .

[Ilsa]

16. DUer Frank Cannon's nickname: Foghorn Leghorn. nt

[Fresh_Start]

19. "Bush Jr" Redux

All illusion, no substance, lazy, sense of entitlement.

[Dollface]

20. Asshole. Whoops! I meant to say Reagan Lite.

[lpbk2713]

21. The Critter

[Auggie]

30. How about "Creature"?

[lpbk2713]

32. Actually I thought *Critter* would be more applicable ....

given his regional background.

[LuckyTheDog]

22. Foghorn Leghorn

[Done]

23. W2 nt

[spanone]

24. fish mouth fred

[pansypoo53219]

25. Frediot?

will have to think of something tho doom is good.

[slackmaster]

26. Well now, there's a real constructive, mature approach to fighting him

:eyes:

[DemocratSinceBirth]

28. That Wasn't The Purpose Of The Thread

And that doesn't sound like a nickname.

[slackmaster]

29. OK, how about Uncle Fred?

Everyone has an Uncle Fred, who is often a curmudgeon that you don't want to make mad or he'll make a scene over Thanksgiving dinner.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

31. I Really Like Frederick Of Hollywood

It might go over the heads of some people though...

[BlooInBloo]

46. It's easily my fav.

[rurallib]

27. dead in the head Fred

[TwilightGardener]

33. Scrotum Face.

[POAS]

34. Fred Flintstone

[hatrack]

35. Wrong Said Fred

"I'm too sexy for my wife, too sexy for my life . . . "

[tom_paine]

36. FRED THOMBUSH

To me, nothing says it more simply than that.

Want more Bush? Vote for ThomBush.

It also has the advantage of being the truth. You watch, everything will fall away now for the Coronation of Fred, just as it did for the 1999 Coronation of Bushler.

The Republic Party is only pretending to any semblence of freedom, but I wonder just how long they have been operating in this way. I mean, with the Bushler Coronation in '99, they really went overboard in advertising their monarchial nature.

They'd be smart to dial back on the obviousness, but when have we ever known the Bushies to do that?

I mean, it's not like anything short of a full armed revolution (which will never happen, anyway) is probably the only thing that can stop our descent into BushPutinism.

And because armed revolution will NEVER happen in this nation of slaves (many of the Imperial Subjects of Amerika are more likely to eagerly staff concentration camps, and the rest ignore it's happening, than revolt against tyranny, I think)

Anyway, Emperor ThomBush is coming, it's clear now.

Not that I am advocating giving up, we must fight even if the cause is hopeless...especially if it as hopeless, that history may think well of the few who saw and resisted.

[Netbeavis]

37. Fred "McGruff The Crime Dawg" Thompson

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

38. freddie reagan

[Fresh_Start]

42. NO NO NO

the GOPiots, think Reagan was good. Calling Freddie Reagan would help assure their blind support for him.

[FredScuttle]

39. Perry Como

Mr. Relaxation, himself




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHjXio9ywiA

[Netbeavis]

40. Droopy Dog (from Tex Avery)

http://www.filmsite.org/animatedfilms3.html

[David Zephyr]

41. FrankenReagan.

FrankenReagan.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

43. "I can't belive it's not Bob Dole!"

or "TV's Fred Thompson," as Kos like to call him

[calimary]

44. Dang! These are GREAT!

And I'm glad I found the thread again, to kick it back UP!

My offering is "Grumpy Old Putz" or "Grumpy Old Poot."

And remember, he's not a lawman but he's played one on TV!!!

[Raine]

45. Hang Dog and/or

Sad Sack.

[DFW]

47. Boss Hogg