Hey Kids! Let's write a Larry Craig comeback campaign ad!

[Ken Burch]

The man is reconsidering resigning. He'll have to fight hard to save his seat. He needs DU's help. Let's write the ad that saves the Idaho Stud's career:

Example

(Music: The Mormon Tabernacle Choir singing "The Bitch Is Back!")

He's cruised the committee rooms to serve our needs.

He's comforted his fellow man.

He's tapped the secret codes of influence.

He knows the closets of power.

He's helped build a strong, muscular, well-oiled military

(Music: "In The Navy", by the Village People)

Don't flush away this kind of experience.

Don't let our state feel the "sting" of defeat.

Larry Craig...You KNOW We Need Him...You Know You Want Him.



(Music Outro: Donny Osmond singing "Relax", by Frankie Goes To Hollywood)
(tag: "I'm Larry Craig and I approved this message...bitch!")

[nadinbrzezinski]

1. Hmm this could be fun

clue in the flight of the Valkries

My name is Larry Craig

I've represented the people of this state loyally

I know the corridors of power

I can still help the state

Yes I am gay, and a victim of my own politics, but now I promise to work for equality

today I am switching my allegiance to Independent, and will caucus wiht the Dems,

That way I can still continue to bring home the pork

(The flight of the valkies goes down)

I am Larry Craig and I aproved this message

[lonestarnot]

2. Bad bad nasty widestance boy.

:spank:

[Berry Cool]

3. "My name is Larry Craig. Sure, you laugh now,

but if you want the NSA to stop listening in on decent, patriotic Americans' phone calls, I'm your man!

"If you want to get rid of all the illegal domestic spying programs that other Republicans love, but you also want to keep our country safe from terrorists, you need to keep ME in the Senate.

"Why? Because I'm an expert in the sending and receiving of secret signals. Just like I can tell the difference between a foot-tap in the men's room that means 'Oh well, gotta drop quite a load, gonna be here a while' and 'Psst, hey buddy, want some?', I can tell the difference between a harmless conversation and an Al Qaeda information exchange. And that's a whole lot more than the President can do.

"I'll vote so that your phone calls will no longer be eavesdropped on--but Al Qaeda's will! Count on it! And if...you'd be interested in meeting me in the men's room for some...well...you know...then YOU can call ME."

Larry Craig. He'll help keep the government out of your business--especially when you're doing your business.

[Ganja Ninja]

4. Hi I'm Larry Craig and I'm not gay.

I'm not gay now.
I wasn't gay in the past.
And I won't be gay in the future.
Remember, that's Larry Craig!
Not gay now!
Not gay then!
Not gay tomorrow!
Larry Craig!
Not gay!
No way!
Really!