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deminks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 08:22 PM
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Umm, wouldn't Chimpy have to learn to speak before he fills his coffers?
Just sayin. A monster that can't string two thoughts together won't make "50 or 75" on the speaker's circuit.

He'd never make as much as the big dog, never.

Besides, the people can see he has no clothes now.

So many have died to give him a legacy. And he wouldn't know what to do with one if he found one.

http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/09/02/america/book.1-126020.php?WT.mc_id=rssamerica
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 08:23 PM
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1. The 23-Percenters will fall all over themselves to hear him "speak."
Sometimes there's just no cure for stupid.
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VLC Donating Member (487 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 08:23 PM
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2. I don't think it will matter at all
to the people who would want to go listen.
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 08:23 PM
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3. No. His supporters would stay pay to hear him
and his father would make sure he had speaking engagements...
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Olney Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 08:24 PM
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4. I would pay 50 grand for him NOT to speak.
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 08:25 PM
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5. I dunno. The 30% who still worship the ground he drags his knuckes on...
...will probably pay whatever it costs to listen to his hoots and clicks. There's a sucker born every minute, and most of them are Republicans.
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 08:25 PM
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6. I think 50 or 75 is realistic
50 or 75 dollars. Not a penny more. That should about cover half a tank of gas in his Escalade limo to the venue.

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daninthemoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 08:26 PM
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7. Hadn't thought about that aspect. There would have to be alot
of confused people trying to piece together his mangles chimp speak to see what the heck he was saying. Forget about trying to pick out the truthy parts.
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 08:26 PM
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8. Live, via satellite from Paraguay.
Does anyone really think someone is going to pay Bush to "speak"? Speak about what?
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 08:29 PM
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9. He has no problem saying all the cruel stuff. nt
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billyoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 08:31 PM
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10. I'd give him $5 to shut the fuck up.
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napi21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 08:36 PM
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11. I've been thinking the same thing. Yea, I'm sure there will still be some
koolaid drinkers who would pay to hear him stumble through the English language, but my guess is that he will NEVER command the kind or amount of $$ that Clinton STILL gets, and even the invites to speak in other Countries as his father did.
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MichiganVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 08:42 PM
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12. There is no way he is getting big bucks over the long term for speaking.
Nuts! The guy is way, way, nuts!
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ellenfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 08:43 PM
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13. what in god's name could he talk about? eom
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durrrty libby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 08:48 PM
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14. This has nothing to do with actual speaking. It is just a way
for Halliburton and others to pay off their bribes,

right out in the open, while thumbing their nose at us.

cool huh?

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TwilightGardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 09:15 PM
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15. He's still got a few months. How long does it take for babies?
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morningglory Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 09:55 PM
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16. The HORROR! Every time we check C-Span to see if the AEI or the
Heritage Soc. is on, we will have to plug our ears while scrambling for the remote, while singing "LALALALALALALA..." The idiot will be making speeches at the AEI. Gag.
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