Caption * getting ready for a bike ride - pics

[Kadie]

U.S. President George W. Bush prepares for a bicycle ride at the Ft. Belvoir U.S. Army base in Virginia September 2, 2007. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst (UNITED STATES)


President Bush, center, is accompanied by installation commander Army Col. Brian W. Lauritzen, as he gets ready for a bike ride at Fort Belvoir Army base in Fort Belvoir, Va., Sunday, Sept. 2, 2007. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

[Buzz Clik]

1. What a fine morning. I think I'll fall off my bicycle today.

[DrDan]

2. "anybody check the training wheels? they ok?"

[WinkyDink]

3. OMG. You KNOW he thinks he's catnip to both genders.

[karlrschneider]

10. And he's more like hemlock to all species.

:eyes:

[acmavm]

4. It's okay that my headband is cutting off circulation to my brain. I don't use

it much anyway.

[Kadie]

35. I was surprised it didn't say 'Headband One'.

:rofl:

[peekaloo]

5. #1 How am I supposed to pee in this thing with all these holes in it?

[A-Long-Little-Doggie]

6. How do you like my new biking codpiece

heh

[Vanje]

7. Whats that blue tube slung over his shoulder

Does that inflate some water wings if he should ride his bike into the Potomic?

[peekaloo]

19. pResidential Inflate-A-Crotch....when the ride gets bumpy.

:hide:

[3waygeek]

21. Drinking tube from his Camelback pack

filled with Jack Daniels.

[Beelzebud]

27. It's the pump for his codpiece.

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. Americ'a first genuine crash test dummy on the launchpad.

[madame defarge]

9. Isn't he supposed to be in church???

Or is that only when the cameras are there to show it...

[partylessinOhio]

11. "Useless POS"

:thumbsdown:


(Edit typo)

[noamnety]

12. "Thinking cap"

Photo 1: The Secret Service reminds the president again to put his helmet on the other head, the one he does his thinking with.

Photo 2: After a long confused stare, Bush decides to take the helmet off completely.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. "I'm hot stuff this morning. Once these pics get out, this look is gonna catch on, big time."

Look closely at the last photo. I'm pretty sure he's wearing his Presidential Seal socks. (He is also probably wearing his Presidential Seal jock, and it wouldn't surprise me if he'd had it tattooed on his ass.)

[Double T]

14. "I thought I told YOU GUYS to bring by SEGWAY dammit!"

[Marr]

15. To the Dork Cycle!

[Aviation Pro]

24. To the Petercopter!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5aMckKTmbhk

[Marr]

31. Haha!

I love Family Guy.

[tridim]

16. Maybe I'm showing my lack of sun glass knowledge..

But isn't he wearing shooting glasses? Aren't sunglasses supposed to be dark, not yellow?

[peekaloo]

18. combined with his bloodshot eyes it gives his orbs a healthy orange glow.

:dunce:

I have a pair of yellow lenses for driving. Makes the landscape brighter and more clearer than dark ones. Gawd knows DimWit is in need of any/all forms of clarity.

[sam sarrha]

17. i thought he wore a flight suit...

[scarface2004]

20. what...people getting killed in irak?!?!?!

watch me ride this bike!!

[Aviation Pro]

22. The Colonel's body language is very telling....

....

[zanne]

23. No knee pads?

Junior is living dangerously.

[Ino]

25. Is that a presidential seal on the headband?

What a dork.

[mcscajun]

32. Nah, for once it looks commercial. But he's still a dork.

:D

[Kadie]

36. LOL

GMTA... I posted something similar above.

:rofl:

:hi:

[Name removed]

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[SalmonChantedEvening]

28. "It's time for another exciting episode of.....Samurai Asshat"

:smoke:

[Aviation Pro]

29. More like....

...Gajin Shitstain.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

30. ALMOST spilled that plate of food LOLOL

Almost. :rofl:

[DeepModem Mom]

33. The leader of the Free World -- what to say? nt

[Buns_of_Fire]

34. What can one say? Hey, here's to the potholes!

Be fruitful and multiply! :toast:

[Solly Mack]

37. What's that symbol dead center on his forehead?

Just curious....