Larry Craig .... "he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom."

[Botany]

http://www.rollcall.com/issues/1_1/breakingnews/19764-1.html



Craig contends that it's all a big misunderstanding, explaining to police that

"he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom."

[Bluebear]

1. All you need is one of those laugh-tracks from a 1960's sitcom nt

[Botany]

7. I never knew about all these secret codes ......

tap your foot on the floor in the stall as a signal to get busy?

As a straight guy I fail to see anything sexy about anybody taking
a dump .... man or women ..... :puke:

[obnoxiousdrunk]

2. His resume says

Larry Craig born in Idaho
reared in Minneapolis.

[mondo joe]

5. I'll bet Minneaplois isn't the only city where he was reared.

:-)

[Elidor]

3. It's true!

[graywarrior]

4. Imagine getting that undercover assignment ?

[dancingme]

6. Sen. Widestance (R - My Own Private Idaho)

that's his official title.

[Bluebear]

10. :)

[LibDemAlways]

8. Craig is finished. Of all of the ridiculous,

laughable excuses he could have fabricated, that has to be the topper.

If he had admitted his "failings" and publically groveled for his wife's and God's forgiveness, he might have had a slim chance. But a "wide stance"? He's done.

[David__77]

9. I definitely chuckled when I read that yesterday.

"Wide stance!" Life is just so funny sometimes!