Sound familiar?

[Katherine Brengle]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0806/motherhood.html

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Freehold, Iowa - Landover Baptist University for the Saved is proud to announce a new advanced degree program in Motherhood from our nationally respected school of Marriage and Family.

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http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/081107dnmetseminaryhomeec.1e08bb7c.html

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"We are moving against the tide in order to establish family and gender roles as described in God's word for the home and the family," Patterson said at the denomination's annual meeting in June. "If we do not do something to salvage the future of the home, both our denomination and our nation will be destroyed."

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[blogslut]

1. Betty Bowers Rulez!

:)

[Hepburn]

2. ...

:puke:

Can you imagine the Stepford people taking this class???? OMG!

[Bitwit1234]

3. Could any one tell me which Bible they are quoting from

I can't find anything about God telling us about stay at home mothers. And that is the basis for the family....

[Katherine Brengle]

5. God probably couldn't care less --

if there is one.

However, the cornerstone of neocon politics is capitalism - unregulated capitalism - and the cornerstone of capitalism is the nuclear family, wherein a man has a domestic slave at home to take care of all of life's petty matters so he can be out in the world making gobs of money for a soulless corporation.

So they need their followers to believe with absolute zeal that this is the command of God, since telling them their real goals would probably alienate most of them.

[rucky]

4. Which one is the satire? n/t

[Katherine Brengle]

6. And how. nt

[treestar]

7. I guess the degree in fatherhood isn't necessary?

LOL, what if, somehow, a girl lands a job as a MOTHER without this degree???!!!!111111

I'm series, what a disaster!!!!!!111

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[HysteryDiagnosis]

8. Worried that our nation will be destroyed, funny, not one word about

the constitution. Clearly their priorities could use a tweaking here and there.