Homeland Security has some real problems, folks.

[SoCalDem]

Apparently they are asking mini-mart store clerks to "explain" things to curious people.

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[JohnyCanuck]

1. The first problem they have,

is their Nazi, Orwellian sounding name.

[TahitiNut]

2. Ironic. How many mini-marts have immigrant entrepreneurs?

Quite a few in some regions of the country.

[porphyrian]

3. Yeah, give the minimum wage employee that additional responsibility.

:eyes:

[Birthmark]

4. They're not so much Nazis...

...as they are "Don Knottsies!"

[onethatcares]

5. that's a great idea, I'm gonna become an "enteprenuer" or h0wevr it's speld

I'll tell the clerks DHS said to post these on their windows then bill the companies for time and material. Yeehaw, I'm a republican now. When I get complaints the first thing I'll do is ask, "Don't you think the general public should be aware of the THREAT LEVEL?", who's gonna say "no"? The rest will be written in the halls of enteprenuership (or however that's speld)

[uppityperson]

6. that is funny, k&r

[Generic Brad]

7. Why yellow?

The threat level sign by the Minneapolis/St Paul airport has been set at orange for as long as I remember.

Too bad I have no idea what the colors indicate.