The ANS death story... Rita Cosby was born to cover it.

[speedoo]

Are we in agreement?

[oldtime dfl_er]

1. so now she can retire!

We can hope.

http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/2321944

[shain from kane]

2. The Hoarse Whisperer's finest hour. Lovely Rita, MSM made.

[The Straight Story]

3. I think she had an orgasm when she heard the news

now that is a scary image to have in one's mind...

[ProgressiveFool]

13. Oh man, why do I have seals barking in my head?

nt

[The Straight Story]

16. Whatever they club seals with

she probably uses as a dildo before the show.

[OrangeCountyDemocrat]

4. She Was Not Born To Cover Any Story!

Seriously....she does not have the voice of a reporter. Like nails on a chalkboard.

But if your point is that she's only qualified to do sensational fluff pieces, that's true.

But I would prefer if she was not on the air at all. I imagine she used her mouth on some NBC executive, if you know what I mean, in order to get her job.

[Parche]

8. RITA

Doesnt she sound like she is trying to pinch a loaf?????
Either that or she hasnt taken her metamucil this morning!!!

[SoCalDem]

5. Start the car.. quick...

[Stu DeBeouf]

6. Bullshit!

I was! Rita had better step aside on this one lest I bring up the herpes...oops I just did...oh, and I will never mention the boob job, and the botox...well, you get the picture.....

[ChoralScholar]

7. YOU BET!

Somebody get her a lozenge and put her on camera! I'm ready to hear the coverage!
:sarcasm:

Edit: to add sarcasm smilie, lest you think I've lost my freaking mind.

[okieinpain]

9. well I think rita is hot, I don't know why you guy's are hating on rita.

[SoCalDem]

10. Are you deaf ?

(no aspersions cast to the hearing-impaired intended)

[jaysunb]

11. Yes ,she is, isn't she...

now if we could find a network for her and the others of her ilk...something like the " gossip channel " or such. :evilfrown:

[SoCalDem]

12. We could call it .......

"E"

[Berry Cool]

14. Ah, is THAT why Joe Scarborough is getting bumped tonight on MSNBC

in favor of a special on "The Death of Anna Nicole"?

Yikes.

I don't think you'll see Keith Olbermann on THAT show. I expect he'll mention her at some point tonight, bury her popsicle-stick puppet and the boobs that came with it, and there you go.

[Orsino]

15. Can I be forgiven for wishing, just for a moment...

...that it was the other way around?

I don't really wish anybody harm, but damn--seeing Crosby crow over anyone's corpse must be horrifying.