Haikus for KKKarl

[Catshrink]

Wretched little man
Sowed hatred and division
Goodbye, Turd Blossom

edited for spelling...

[JeffR]

1. O ovoid pustule

So sweaty, shiny like oil
Popped, now you are gone

[Catshrink]

3. Eeeeewwwwww

Bush's brain departs
Is the Constitution safe?
Whoa! Impeach Crashcart!

[JeffR]

4. Bush loses his brain

Empty skull resounds with praise:
Barney and Laura

[Catshrink]

8. That's all he has left...

[Warpy]

10. Evil presence gone

Stench of sulphur lingering
Devils never die.

A poison mushroom
A Death Cap ever present
Ruins our country.

Man behind the throne
Satan with a doughy face
Punk king now alone.

All stupid white men
Fell into great evil's thrall
Rove was Bush's brain

[Catshrink]

12. Nice!

Punk king -- perfect!

[rosesaylavee]

29. Ok. I think you should

get a DUZY for using ovoid in a sentence.

[roguevalley]

45. This one is so funny. Ovoid postule. Bwahaha!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Sweaty, porcine: pale

blubbery lips and man-boobs;
Soft, banal evil.

[Catshrink]

9. hehehe

man-boobs

[jazzjunkysue]

39. o. my. god.

:puke:
:kick:

[Xipe Totec]

5. Ok, my contribution...

This is the best I can do under pressure :hurts:





the tightly coiled pile,
that once laid on a chimp's crown,
now circles the drain.



the steaming remains,
that thought themselves to be brains,
return whence they came.



Texans mourn their fate,
to be the last resting place,
of the turd blossom.

[Catshrink]

6. Great!

Love the last one...

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. buhbye

brain brain go away
who will inspire the monkey
and wave shiny things

[Catshrink]

11. who will talk into the headpiece?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. Larry the Cable Guy?

:D

[Patsy Stone]

14. Haiku!

Election stealer
Lying, cheating cretin
I weep for Texas

A lobotomy
The patient's brain is fleeing
pending subpoenas

[NRaleighLiberal]

15. A few from me...

At last he is gone
But left behind a long path
of ruination

For such a small man
The world mourns his crimes, the wounds
so deep, for so long.

How can such a man
Gain such power in this world
It makes my head spin

[jazzjunkysue]

21. Ok. That's it. You're all getting reported to the DUzy's for your bad words.

:yourock:
:kick:
:patriot:

[karlrschneider]

16. Filthy little man

Shit on us with no regrets
Run away in shame

[BlueIris]

17. Gone to the goat with

A thousand young; forever
Sad and fat, goodnight.

[BlueIris]

18. Off to make sweet love

With Gannon, or Diebold men,
KKKarl is missed by none.

[BlueIris]

19. The pig's day is done,

And all D.C.'s a-twitter
About his (censored).

[Drum]

20. K & R may mean

Karl Rove, but might also mean
Simply K & R

[jazzjunkysue]

22. Whither the primate

Attorneys with sharp switch blades
Circle the white house.

Thank you.

No, really. Thank you.

[Canuckistanian]

23. OK

Pasty white cockroach
Your schemes will no longer work
The truth shall prevail

[amitten]

24. Where did you get it

That translucent hair of yours
It keeps me up nights :wtf:

[bleever]

25. Have to give this the fifth rec.

:thumbsup:

[Richard Steele]

26. Wilting turdblossom/ the Chimperor's brain now flees/ the scene of the crime. nm

[rosesaylavee]

27. ...

Grotesque puppeteer
A fortunate fall from grace
America exhales deeply

What can I say - Rove inspires me.

[ironflange]

28. OK, here we go

Biggest rat of all
Is leaving the sinking ship
Can turd blossoms float?

[Proud2BAmurkin]

30. Fat fuck in glasses-bats about five hundred, tops-brainless fox news myth

.

[Proud2BAmurkin]

32. a turd is a turd - turd blossoms stink just like turds - because turds hire them

.

[Olney Blue]

31. Architect, go home

The Decider’s divider
Enabler-in-chief

[bleever]

33. Alright,

He loved that goat so.
He called her "America".
"No! I just milked her!!"

[brentspeak]

34. The Devil you know

Satan hiding - where is he?
In mirror, Karl - look.

[UrbScotty]

35. Ass ass ass ass ass.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass.
Ass ass ass ass ass.

[jazzjunkysue]

40. :rofl:

:rofl:

[calimary]

41. Well, that about sums it up for me.

However, the others are all great, too!

KUDOS!!!

[Catshrink]

48. Excellent.

What more is there to say?

[rocktivity]

36. I. Is there a connection?

The Dems cave in, Rove moves out
IS THERE A CONNECTION?

II.
From south of D.C.
Rove will still pull Georgie's strings
Don't get fooled again.

III.
Has Rove cut and run?
Outlived his usefulness? Been
forced to duck the law?

:headbang:
rocknation

[bleever]

37. Other haiku in GD:P.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=3448824&mesg_id=3448824

I don't know if I should feel like Newton or Leibniz :)

[Warren Stupidity]

38. 17 Fuck Off

Taken to the Hague
I dreamed of justice once
Fuck Off Turd Blossom

[eridani]

42. Five million emails?

Fuck the U.S. Archivist!
Hey, my dog ate them.

[bleever]

46. Though the dog ate them,

The emails were pooped out on
Multiple servers.

[Octafish]

43. Ignorant, Unloved Warmonger

Witness protection
Won’t save a sniv’ling Nazi
traitor from judgment.

[bleever]

44. Usurper.

All the earthmovers
And all the dirt in the world
Can't bury the truth.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

47. Okay, here's a few

Bush Constipation,
Big turd finally passing,
Time to flush away

Time with family?
Oh how awful for his kin,
He'll spend time with you.

A snake in D.C.
Hisses, strikes, writhes and bites all,
tries to slink away.

[brentspeak]

51. I especially like the first one

:thumbsup:

[YOY]

49. Mine in tribute to Max Brook's "World War Z" that mentions Karl in anagram

I read a good book
Set in a zombie future
You shoveled cow shit

[Jed Dilligan]

50. .

On each evil deed
Tattoo of Pillsbury boy:
Lo, the Mark of Rove.