Accused says he was just milking goat

[rodeodance]

Accused says he was just milking goat

Fri Aug 10, 9:54 PM ET

TACOMA, Wash. - A man accused of having sex with a goat is scheduled to be arraigned on Friday on a animal cruelty charge. Charging papers say a witness saw 63-year-old Arthur Lawton having sex with a goat May 8th in a barn at Eatonville's Pioneer Farm Museum where he worked.

Lawton said he was trying to milk the goat.

Lawton missed a scheduled arraignment on August 3rd but turned himself in last night to Pierce County sheriff's deputies.

He's the second person charged in the county since the Legislature made bestiality a crime in response to the fatal injury to a man having sex with a horse in Enumclaw.

A man accused of having sex with the family pit bull dog was acquitted in May.

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Information from: The News Tribune, http://www.thenewstribune.com

[mtnester]

1. Is that what they are calling it these days?

ewww is all I can think of

[panader0]

2. "Milking"? He must have been doing the "reach around"

[rurallib]

3. Is this some kind of organic farming method of milking?

certainly a bit of a different technique than I recall.

[rodeodance]

4. that 3 in one county (that they know of!)

[Deja Q]

5. That's a baaaaaaaaad excuse. And did the goat agree to this excuse? All it could say was "neigh".

:hide:

[cboy4]

6. The suspect has to be a Republican. They generally do

have trouble finding dates.

[Sapere aude]

7. These 2 old boys were down in the paster and Clem says to Tader,

"See that tree over there. That's where I first demonstrated my manly ability."

Tader says, "What's so great about that, we all done that."

Clem says, "Yeah but her mother was standing right there watching the whole damn thing!"

Tader says, "She was?!!!, What did she say?"

Clem says, "Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

[karlrschneider]

10. Remember the old one about the camel?

"Well, -we- generally ride it to town where the whorehouse is..."

:rofl:

[Parche]

8. GoatBoy?

:rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[Bonhomme Richard]

9. I think the goat was milking him. n/t

[Cronus Protagonist]

11. This is all because of gay marriage being allowed

Pastor Marian Robertson was RIGHT!

:sarcasm:

[yurbud]

12. it didn't say which republican candidate this was

[Katherine Brengle]

13. I don't think milking means what he thinks it means...

Ew.

[treestar]

14. Was it someone's pet goat?

:rofl:

[Dr.Phool]

15. Was the horse charged with manslaughter?

And you gotta admit, it takes balls to have sex with a pit bull.

No ugly spouse jokes here.

[Wilber_Stool]

16. Did you have to pick

the ugliest one?

[SeattleVet]

17. "Who's your daa-aaa-aaa-aaa-dy?"

Will the "Just milking it" defense fall apart when it's discovered that it was a billy-goat?


(I wonder what his screen name is over in freeperville?)