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So we all disagree with this church on the question of whether homosexuality of a sin. Well, the church is a club that we wouldn't want to belong to, and that wouldn't want us to belong to it. That's life.
The deceased individual didn't belong to a church. If he had belonged to a church, it seems pretty unlikely he would have chosen to belong to this one. For some reason, his family and friends, who apparently had no problem with his sexual orientation, belonged to it. Now they want the church to do something that is contrary to its teachings. Maybe they need a new church, if they can't reconcile that church's teachings with their own beliefs.
Me, I'm an atheist. I don't want somebody holding a funeral for me in a church. And if I choose not to belong to a church, I don't expect it to be hosting my departure ceremony.
My grandfather was a religious Christian, and we held his funeral in his church, a United Church of Canada congregation. We had the local minister, whom he didn't really know because he was old and sick when the minister was hired, and we had a Mennonite music director who had been kind to my grandfather (a former church soloist) in hospital, and the Roman Catholic nun who had also been kind to him, and they all participated in the service. Because that's the kind of church it is, and that's the kind of person my grandfather was.
When my grandmother died, we didn't have a funeral, because she wasn't much on churches, but we borrowed that church's basement and had a get-together with family and friends, and one of the people who spoke was a lesbian United Church minister who had know my grandparents when she was a child.
When my dad died, we had a similar get-together in the party room of the apartment building where my parents used to live, and my brother and I did a dramatic reading of "Hu's On First" (I was Condi, he was George). Because my dad loved Abbott and Costello, and just before he died he learned how to email and my brother and I had both sent him that skit, and he had printed it out and distributed it among his right-wing Republican neighbours in the Florida trailer park he was staying at.
This is why there are funeral homes. So that people who are not affiliated with churches can have dignified funerals in convenient locations, if that's what their families want.
I dunno. It seems to me that the family and friends hauling this guy into a church he apparently wanted nothing to do with, after his death, are the ones causing the problem. Frankly.
And I think it is entirely inappropriate to be beating on "Christians" over this, just by the way. My Christian friends would be as appalled by the bigotry as anyone here, and would leave any church that practised it.
In Memoriam. Now available on YouTube, apparently. Everybody at my dad's memorial get-together requested copies.
HU'S ON FIRST By James Sherman (We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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