FNC Alert: Rudy Is Running To Win

[sabra]

http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/fnc/fnc_alert_rudy_is_running_to_win_52513.asp

:rofl:

[Solly Mack]

1. There has to be a campaign slogan out there somewhere

maybe from history, where some candidate claimed to be running to lose....otherwise, uh..well...

[Little Wing]

2. Richard Pryor did it in Brewster's Millions

[liberaldemocrat7]

3. Make signs of this.

and this bumper sticker may interest you :)

http://www.zazzle.com/maximus7/product/128974386012197222

[NI4NI]

4. A Rudy bumpersticker?

CROSSDRESSERS FOR RUDY

That should help him win evangelical and conservative votes.

[Pab Sungenis]

5. He's running to win

...just like Katherine Harris!

[brazos121200]

6. He can't possibly win the Repub nomination while he's

pro choice and pro gay rights, so expect a sudden change in his beliefs a la Mitt Romney sometime in the near future. Evangelicals and the far right own the Repub party and they would never tolerate him as he is. Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson are probably giving him his new policy positions even as we speak.

[zulchzulu]

7. Mistresses For Guiliani!

There's a slogan...

[no_hypocrisy]

10. Speaking of which I heard Christine Latagano (sp?) is raising

money for Rudy's campaign. After being exiled to the Tourist Center in NYC after they broke up, she's back.

[no_hypocrisy]

8. Plagarism: He stole that line from Hillary. n/t

[Catherine Vincent]

9. I thought Senator Clinton was in it to win?

:)

[Orsino]

11. Well, even the Freeps admit that this guy will have trouble...

...getting elected:

[Skidmore]

12. Dayum, drag doesn't even improve him.

[Orsino]

16. How will all the wingers enamored of Commander Flight Suit...

...ever rationalize loyalty for a man who has worn women's clothes? Can the media bury this non-story, or is Giuliani toast before his campaign even begins--for all the wrong reasons?

[walldude]

13. Breaking news! Snow is cold! Water is wet! Bush is a moran!

Thanks for setting us straight on why you are running asswipe, I thought you were in it for the money. Got plans to cheat on your mistress while in the White House? We could impeach you for that...

[NewJeffCT]

14. I got in a knock on Rudy in a recent LTTE

Last November, voters swept the Democrats into power, giving them the House and the Senate, as well as several key governorships. While President Bush has ignored the will of the people with his escalation of the war in Iraq, it seems that many Republicans have gotten the message. The biggest Republican winner on Election Day was California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, who had to move left in order to regain his popularity. And, now the polls show that the early frontrunner for the GOP presidential nomination is former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani. On social issues, Giuliani makes Bill Clinton look like a conservative Christian, while he has had a tabloid-worthy personal life that would make all but the most decadent of rock stars blush. Meanwhile, the most passionate anti-war spokesman in all of Congress has been Republican Chuck Hagel. It looks like Republicans everywhere are abandoning the failures of modern-day conservatism and embracing their Inner Liberal.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=134600&mesg_id=134600

[Benhurst]

15. Run, Rudy! Run!

But, first, don't forget to kick off your high-heels.