Bush thinking of giving Dave Vitter new GOP Cabinet Level Position

[Hubert Flottz]

Didee Czar...

When asked to comment on this newly created cabinet level position, Big Dave Vitter said, "I know it's kind of a tough, sh*tty, thankless, job, but somebody's got to do it.

More at 11.....

[Dr.Phool]

1. Mark Foley could be the Deputy Czar.

[Hubert Flottz]

3. Foley Polley is a mighty tidee didee "Expert" too I'd say...

What with all the pervie cry baby types in the GOP, the didee bidness has nowhere to go butt, the sky's the limit.

Deputy Didee Czar...I like it!

[Ilsa]

2. DUzy time! I fell for it.

But I tend to be naive anyway.

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Carnivores in the didee drawers...condition yellow...Dive, Dive, Dive!

I can almost hear Wolf Blitzer and Brian Williams now, "Aooooga...Aooooga...Aooooga...OH THE HUMANITY FOLKS"

[Hubert Flottz]

5. A Small Drop Kick in the dirty didee

:kick: UU *ouch*

[peekaloo]

6. A heavy load for one man to bear. He should be renamed Baby Huey Long.

:patriot:

[Hubert Flottz]

7. Is their Divine Didee half full or half empty?

The GOP can't even pass the smell test with the Turdblossom wide open in the big gear anymore. They have about shot their last wad IMHO!

[opihimoimoi]

8. BlowJob Dept.....Vitter gonna checkout those BJs on the American Scene

Its important to find out this new approach to see why America is so frustrated...Lack of BJs and worse...Crummy BJs....and finally...the Bobbit BJ...

The New Dept must report to HomeLand Security every month on the Level of BJs in the Nation.

Early indications point to Lack BJs in the Republican Party hence those Pubs going wild, even stooping to ordering Sports Illustrated.

[Hubert Flottz]

9. OH GAWD...

Bush will be appointing a new Knob Job Czar next week? I can hear the 'Filth-Based Initiative' pubbies now..."Up and Down Vote...Up and Down Vote!"

Edit...to tweak my new thingy "Filth Based Initiative"

[opihimoimoi]

11. Dave has a new nic name....Nob Job...thanks to you....LOL

The entire GOP is indicted for Nefarious BJs and other, errrr, indiskressions and Hee poc krasy

[Hubert Flottz]

10. HEY DAVE!

Is that a turd in your Huggies, or are ya just glad to see me?

You need to do a thread on Dirty Didee Dave's "Hidey Hole"...