A Monday with Mono?? . . . Yikes!! . . . Please come CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking" (can't you smell the rubber burning?): "Hmmm . . . That's a tough one. . . . Darn reporters. . . . But what do I tell him? . . . That I think it will work cause I really feel it this time? . . . Or maybe if I say I REALLY REALLY feel it. . . . Yeah, . . . that should convince him."

[alfredo]

1. Let's see if I can do this without pooping my pants.

[Richard Steele]

2. Oops! I guess not.

[alfredo]

5. And

Lieberman remarked at how good it smelled.

[Richard Steele]

6. BWAHAHAHA! Nicely topped!!

[alfredo]

8. Like shooting fish in a barrel.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. And if the Senate passes that non-binding resolution,

I'll hold my breath until I turn blue!

[Virginia Dare]

4. This was the next face he made..

[CrazyOrangeCat]

7. "Ah likes me a big mug . . .

. . . of scaldin' cat piss, to make mah hangover go away pronto!"

[skip fox]

9. W. is "thinking": "Darn. I shoulda known that tube of Crazy Glue wasn't no new

brand of lip gloss like Jeb said it was! . . . . Geez, I wish he'd quit laughing,"